THE FALL OF MAN

Seriously, Burning Man 08. Who's with me?

SHOOTIN' THEM BIG ROUNDS...

We're dumb.

KICKING SOME GIGABUTT!

SAMUEL L. AND SNARKY, THE LOVABLE CARTOON SHARK!

DUDE, BRO'S BEFORE HO'S

I think someone at Walgreens bought a truck load of tainted DVD's marketed towards children from the Chinese. More to come from this gem.

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

HUG A NATIVE.

It'll make you feel better.

EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE...

That's the name of the movie.

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it. 

SHAQ'S HUGE HEAD IS ACTUALLY HEAVEN

I know it's an old favorite, but come on... a genie who can rap and dunk!

INJINS GET THEIR REPARATIONS

A tiny taste of the collection of Yonder Vittles - a video postcard from Las Vegas.

SUPREME MASTER TELEVISION

Thank Gus, and the Supreme Maser of course, for this one:

http://suprememastertv.com/

JUGGALOS?!?!

Dear god, I have reached the 9th circle of Youtube hell...

WE HAVE MALLS! WE HAVE...AIRPORTS!

Freshly uploaded from a late night infomercial...what time and channel, I have no idea, but that's how it goes.

This is exactly the kind of place that turns kids into vampire serial killers.

USA!USA!USA!USA!

SOME ANIMALS WERE PROBABLY HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOTION PICTURE

If you can ignore the fact that it's over three hours long and the subtitles are absolute gibberish, this movie has some of the most schlocktastic action sequences I have ever seen. Later on there's a tractor fight! Suck it, Bruckheimer.

WHEN GILBERT GOTTFRIED AND RHONDA SHEAR RULED THE EARTH...

Click here for a complete list of USA Up All Night's movies. From now on, I want 5% of our paychecks to go to purchasing these fine films. Deal?



Thanks, internet!

GOOD GUYS ARE JUST HARDER TO KILL

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BJ THE RAPPER AND THE CATS FROM OL' MIZZOU

SOMETIMES THE TERRIBLE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE...

...no wait, it always is. The terrible is everywhere.

So the story goes like this: I was warming my toes in a random bar in Roscoe Village. It was the coldest night of the winter, so I was glad to accept the free whiskeys from the barkeep (he even kept the joint open on account of me and another fella until 3:30). We started talking comedy, and I found that making comedic videos was my new friend's passion as well. We exchanged comedy info and I stumbled off to my bike, and went straight to my computer. This is what I found:

http://www.straitjacketjesters.com/

Oh, and the other fellow I mentioned turned out to be an artist who's work is currently hanging in Mojo's coffee house. He commented on how horrible the art was that was up before his. That happened to be the art of one Cdre. Gilgamesh and Philip Lavelle. You should have seen that man backpedal.

I hate/love everything.

ANYBODY SEEN MELANIE GREENWOOD LATELY?

The comment below was posted on my Youtube account yesterday in response to a video I posted on EIT. This kinda thing makes the hours of sifting through thrift store videos worth the while.

Concerning your video of Melanie Greenwood. I would like to know if you know her. If so could you get in touch with her for me or give me a way, or have Melanie get in touch with me. This may sound stupid, but she is my cousin, her mother was my dads sister. I've have not seen her after my dad was killed, this have been over 20 years when I lived in West Covina. this is not a joke or a way just to get her address. Only she would know this, we went to the movies when we where in our teens and made out. I can be contacted at stopbosshog@yahoo.com I hope you can help. Thank you.

So what is he saying? He made out with Melanie Greenwood? He made out with his cousin? He is telling this to a perfect stranger?

DEM BONES!

The next two videos came from a Kids Songs tape from the mid 90's that I borrowed from one of my autistic friends. I see these at least twice a day, and to be honest, I don't mind watching 'Dem Bones.'

DAYLIGHT WILL NEVER COME

Perhaps, it is me that doesn't understand what this song means.

ALL THINGS ARE TERRIBLE, BUT SOME THINGS ARE MORE TERRIBLE THAN OTHERS

One more thing...

What's that dude so scared of? Or, did the photographer pinch him really hard right before taking this? Either way, man, this is a stupid ad...

REMOTE CONTROL SPECIAL EFFECTS!

and as an added bonus, my favorite logo intro...

THIS LEPRECHAUN'S GONE TO SPACE

The boner of the future:


Wizard!

AND YOU THOUGHT KRAMER WAS A RACIST.

The 1984 Los Angeles Comedy Competition (hosted by Jay Leno) is the video that got me into both thrift store videos and horrible stand-up comedy.

Steve Oedekerk:


More to come.

THE FONZ HAS A FLASHBACK

From Heroes (1977)

SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS "THE MINIBARTENDER"