JESUS, IS DAT YOU?

Hey gang! Let's round up some leis and sheets and reenact the life of our savior!

A SCENE FROM FUTURE FEAR

T IS FOR TERRIBLE

Mr. T reminds us of what it means to be Terrible.

10 OUTTA 10 WHITE CARIBBEAN RHYTHMS AGREE "420!"

Being a member of the Kottonmouth Kings and posse looks like fun, but I'd bet being in the KKK in their heyday was a real hootenanny too. If anyone can watch all 8 minutes and 40 seconds of these two videos, I'll buy you a Take 5.

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...

...a down and out John Travolta proves that dogs don't need to talk to be a part of talking dogs month.



...a boy and his dinosaur friend show us all that something will always triumph over something else, or something.

STAY OFF THAT DUST

It's been a while, but the siren song of crap has called Future Schlock back to the fold. Please accept this video (from the highly recommended Death Drug) as a token of our apologies.

LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I FOUND...

Weird, huh? According to the VHS tape i found it off of, it says it was made around 1982. Guess we'll be using it from now on...

WORSE THAN GODS OF LOS ANGELES?

I can't say for sure, but this movie represents why filming dramas should be illegal in the U.S.

You can't just make a film using a sick kid, a few minorities, and set it in Los Angeles. Oh wait, maybe you can.

TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY

If anyone is up for August being 'White Caribbean Rhythms Month' please, let me know...

YOU MUGS...

Looks like this ad is causing quite a stir on the internet...

TALKING DOGS MONTH (PART 2)

MORON MOVIES

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

Just because the Commodore flew the coop doesn't mean we need to get suicidal. Relax, take a deep breath and enjoy this tasty little nugget from a movie called FIRE and ICE.

TIME OUT

Since Commodore left for good, almost none of you have commented or shown in any way that you care. Your punishment shall be one Moron Movies clip a day until someone else posts or shows EIT some love.



Now go and think about what you've done.

THANKS, TOM

I don't expect anyone to sit through this entire opus, but this is what some people believe to be the worst song ever recorded. While personally I would have gone with 'We Didn't Start The Fire,' 'The Name Game,' 'Judy In Disguise,' or any Animal Collective, I'm sure this song plays on repeat in some level of hell.



While I'm on the subject of bad music, listen to this...



Thanks to Tom Scharpling for both of these recommendations (I cannot recommend his radio enough, seriously).

One more thing. This is just a taste of what Animal Collective videos look like. And to think I once wanted to go to art school...

GODTUBE!

So much good stuff on this site, I promise there will be so much more to come.

Also, what's worse than Rap Metal? Nothing.
And by 'nothing' I mean, Christian Rap Metal...

I'M THE SHERIFF A' THIS HERE PHANTOM TOWN...

In high school, a bunch of us guys saw this trailer while having one of our little sleep overs. We weren't high, drunk, or methed out, but we thought this trailer was the funniest this ever. We rewound this over and over, rented the full length movie at parties, and talked it over for honestly hours at lunch and at free periods.

What the fuck were we laughing at?