Think of God as your friend. If you and your friend had a fight, you'd probably bludgeon them to death and devour their remains, right?
Skip mass and take up acting classes instead kids...
@Nowtas The adult needs some, too.
I go to mass to talk to animals like your mom
I love the autographed drawing of Jesus in the background.
I am creeped out by the idea of a vitamin from God... has the FDA approved this?
I honestly thought they were going to be asking those kids about mass as a property of matter and measure of substance...wow, sorry about that, we are one two different pages there.
The Sunday school teacher was kinda cute.
Hey, the Sunday School teacher is the chick who played Jan in the Brady Bunch Movie, right? Either that, of Britney Spears has lost her accent and improved her acting!
"The blood of Christ is a vitamin from God."
That girl is. hating. every. minute. You just know she gave her stage-mom the cold shoulder after forcing her to do this one.
"Like history?""No, Timmy. Nothing like history."
i still dont get mass
Gotta love the half-hearted shoulder punch. "Not if it was Katie"
Haha, religion is an awful thing.
Still love the bewildered look on the kids face as he says, "YOUR my SISTER?!".
I remember seeing this one when before First Communion. I also remember this being one of those moments in my life where I found myself questioning what the hell I believed in.
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