Apparently all New Age-ers have gay lisps/ sound like the Church Lady.
Karate Kid! LOL
is there a haircut that would look good on that blond guy? and no, i don't think it's wrong to want to see them brush their hair. mmm. that's a vhs i'd like to see. a man's guide to maintaining long, lustrous locks.
we must stop the new age movement and thus stop the oncoming HORDES OF JABULON! we all must 'paint the fence' in the name of jesus.
Hmmm.. The new age woos men and women with promises of spiritual transformation. I don't think I've heard of any religion like that before.I thought it was the bible that was founded on flawed philosophies that will lead to our destruction. I guess I was wrong!
Hahah, New Agers really are crazy....
I had no idea that the new agemovement was being supported bySatan and his minions.
They forgot one important tip, never trust a man with a mullet.
So, I can't help but notice that the New Age ideas they talk about (Astrology, meditation, reincarnation) all predate the invention of the New Age movement by, um, more then a a millennium. So "New" Age is kind of a misnomer, there.I will say that nothing reminds me of Satan more then the kind of rock you hear in a dentist's office, so that was a good choice of musical style on their part.
It's interesting how all those New-Ager quotes wouldn't sound so bad to these mulletmen if they weren't in a smarmy voice and had just a few words changed:"Reading the Bible is how we can come into alignment with God's will.""Prayer is a way to develop my consciousness and spirituality.""We are one with Christ."
@Christopher:Not only do Astrology, meditation and reincarnation pre-date the New Age movement by a millennium or so, they pre-date Christianity ITSELF by millennia. I for one, welcome our crystal-ball gazing overlords.
Christians may not be the most tolerant bunch, but you have to give them credit for accepting dudes with hair that awful. Like, what's up with DeGarmo? Dude looks like a poodle! Lucky those guys chose the One True God. I'm pretty sure Islam has a strict no-mullet policy.
Is it just me, or does Blondie sound like Gary Busey and lesser mullet come off as Bill Paxton? Greater mullet sounds a little bit like Mike Henry of Family Guy acclaim.
Hmm, does the Snuggie Cult count as new age?
He sounds like Bruce the Performance Artist from Family Guy.
These guts have it all wrong! New age is where it's at.
Cheese and crackers! Is it me of does Eddie Degarmo looks to be a spitting image of Gary fucking Busey! Coincidence?... I think not.
I would totally join forces with these guys to fight the new age movement but for the fact that they're part of the new testament movement.I appreciate that they want to refute astrology, but I know how this goes. After astrology, they then want to refute astronomy.
Yeah they make the New Agers sound gay... Do i detect an underlying homophobia from the mulleted men?
the lisp was a nice touch
Because, you know, Christians are soooo oppressed in our society....
Wow. Did Jesus cut their hair while he was still on the cross?
Wow...these guys are kind of acting like snooty assholes.
I knew those gays had to believe in something...
I wish I could visit an alternate dimension America where all these Christians worshiped some sort of Cthulu like Godit would be lulzy
If that be true? If bad grammer is the way to God, I'll take Satan any day.
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