When the officer approaches your car, chances are he is going to say something.
Cause we've all been in those situations where the cop walks up to your window and then you both stare at each other in awkward silence, then the cop walks away.
Hey man, Just finished watching the dvd. AMAZING! I wanted to know if you are going to make another one because if you do i will gladly give you my money!
I'm gonna invite Youtube to a bar tonight, slip it a pill then beat the shit out of it and abandon it on some shared server in Russia. Fuck Youtube, fuck it right in the mouth with anus painted beef pipe. Hard. Unrelenting.
TRhis advice would cost me thousands of dollars? How much do Traffic cops charge per the hour for legal advice?
Also, big teeth Ted Danson there was so intimidated he used to put on a suit. I know how that is; once some Crips intimidated me so much I put on a sports jacket and some nice slacks. I can see where the legal system would be even scarier.
I hope someday he's brave enough to go to court naked, like a real man.
That cop says crying doesn't get you out of a ticket? Well, he's right in my case, but I know a number of women who have managed to get out of tickets with tears.
I had to do it the old fashioned way: Plea down to a non-moving violation because I wasn't going that fast.
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Stop breaking the law asshole!
seems like ben a. schuck's ben a. schmuck.
Option C. Floor it.
When the officer approaches your car, chances are he is going to say something.
Cause we've all been in those situations where the cop walks up to your window and then you both stare at each other in awkward silence, then the cop walks away.
So basically I need a reasonable doubt?
Barbara DeAngelis is really slumming in this...
Hey man,
Just finished watching the dvd. AMAZING! I wanted to know if you are going to make another one because if you do i will gladly give you my money!
DEM BOYZ IN BLU DON'T TAKE NO MESS.
Just bad advice.
Here's what you should really do if you get pulled over: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzvFFqP6ayg
I'm gonna invite Youtube to a bar tonight, slip it a pill then beat the shit out of it and abandon it on some shared server in Russia.
Fuck Youtube, fuck it right in the mouth with anus painted beef pipe. Hard. Unrelenting.
TRhis advice would cost me thousands of dollars? How much do Traffic cops charge per the hour for legal advice?
Also, big teeth Ted Danson there was so intimidated he used to put on a suit. I know how that is; once some Crips intimidated me so much I put on a sports jacket and some nice slacks. I can see where the legal system would be even scarier.
I hope someday he's brave enough to go to court naked, like a real man.
According to a facebook add in just a few short months I could be a cop, I think most of that time is spent picking out the perfect pair of aviators.
WHOOPS, commented on the wrong post.
Just imagine me holding a baby.
What? No blowjobs? I thought for sure Ben was gonna talk about giving the officer fellatio to get out of that pesky ticket. Works for me every time!
Sounds like master voice-over artist Michael Rye narrating this. He's the bomb.
64 in a 25?
uhh, good luck getting out of that one
That cop says crying doesn't get you out of a ticket? Well, he's right in my case, but I know a number of women who have managed to get out of tickets with tears.
I had to do it the old fashioned way: Plea down to a non-moving violation because I wasn't going that fast.
the high powered attorney has one tooth on the bottom row that is about 1/2 longer than the rest.
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