Was this video meant to deprogram College Republicans? It made entrepreneurship look so awful that I could imagine more than a few kids decided to burn their copies of Atlas Shrugged post-vid.
The guy who keeps using the wordage "bills" went on to make another get rich quick video in the late 90's, ya know - make millions by following my method. The infomercial showed this douche bag on a huge boat with a helicopter, great cars, bitches etc. Well, same due is now doing time for fraud because of the very same video. Turns out all that shit was rented and he didn't have a dime to his name. Guess he started early with this crap.
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Why do I find those balloon-shorts she's wearing hot? They almost make me want to watch this video again. Su-whe-hee-hee-eet!
Grab your favorite frosty beverage!
I think these guys are drug dealers. Just watch this video again and again and again, until your mind is numb and your eyes/ears bleed.
I'll admit it. That video was a "wild ride." Of sorts. The attempt to pull off a sincere double-point at :59 was enough to make me envy the blind.
Truly, this is just too much Terrible to take in with a single viewing.
I don't know. The film quality had a "porno feel" to it. What kind of "Teen biz" are these people running, anyway?
Is this like an Amway for teens, where they recruit their friends to sell pimple cream?
Just remember you'll make bank once you enter the world of drug dealing.
They sell teenbiz videos on how to make money. It's totally recursive dude, man, dude man, RADICAL!
The guy had sort of a "poor man's Michael J. Fox" thing going.
...and I wanted to see an anvil drop on the "suuu-wh-he-eeeeet!" guy.
I would kill to see the "slang to use" sheet these guys got before the shoot.
Where's my barbed shillelagh when i need it? That guy talking all the street smack needs a good pummeling.
Reminds me of this: No Adults Allowed
Who are these crack-heads, and how can I hang with them?
I love the sound that the guy makes at 0:38.
watch this video twice!
oh god, im having another imitrex fit again!
ITA FatNBoring, it was definitely porn-ish there in the middle.
Aren't all teenagers 30 nowadays? The beeping pager made me so sentimental for 1991.
Was this video meant to deprogram College Republicans? It made entrepreneurship look so awful that I could imagine more than a few kids decided to burn their copies of Atlas Shrugged post-vid.
I don't know guys, this really sounds like a win-win. I've never worked a job where you get paid in dollar bills before.
"Duplicate sales receipts? Dude! Duuuude! Sweeeeeet!"
Of course it's a win win situation when you can pinch off the bag your selling and still make a profit...
Prostitutes really don't cost much.
And they usually suck, right?
hey teens! earn points towards valuable prizes, sell Grit Magazine!
"I think these guys are drug dealers"
Well, at 0:41 her ankle monitor did start going off....someone's getting a visit from their parole officer
No that was her PAGER because she's a black drug dealer.
MILFs: The Early Years.
(1:14) " Swee..ee..ee...eet bucks...dude". at this point, I would have stabbed that guy in the the neck with a pair of scissors.
Thought these kids were all back-alley abortionists. "...and all you need is a LOT of wire hangers and some rubbing alcohol!! Sweett!!"
I think if you watch the whole thing you'll find it's rife with Xian messages.
http://christianteenbiz.com/
The guy who keeps using the wordage "bills" went on to make another get rich quick video in the late 90's, ya know - make millions by following my method. The infomercial showed this douche bag on a huge boat with a helicopter, great cars, bitches etc. Well, same due is now doing time for fraud because of the very same video. Turns out all that shit was rented and he didn't have a dime to his name. Guess he started early with this crap.
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