"What is this emotion you humans call 'love'? And would you like me to remove the parasite that has grafted itself to your left arm?"
Also, I like how in his song he names each puppet individually, but the kids are just "you all". I guess all of them are less lovable then inanimate piles of felt.
Lastly, holy SHIT that is the scariest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen, and that's saying something, since I've seen Jeff Dunham perform.
This is the first time in a while I've been deeply emotionally scarred by an EIT clip. Well done. I think the last one to do it was "Duck Men VI," and I was able to look humans in the eye again a day or two afterwards. This one, I'm not so sure I can just walk away from.
I'd like to make sure everyone realizes the background music in the "Kissy Kissy Woo" scene heard at 1:06 and in passing elsewhere in the montage is a Funk-da-fied version of "This Old Man, He Played One" played on a cheap synthesizer. "Nick Nack Paddywack, Give a dog a bone," etc. FOR SOME REASON.
Also, what nine-year-old knows what "a Harlequin novel" is?
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MAKE IT LEAVE MY HEAD
What's with the dialog around 0:43?
"What is this emotion you humans call 'love'? And would you like me to remove the parasite that has grafted itself to your left arm?"
Also, I like how in his song he names each puppet individually, but the kids are just "you all". I guess all of them are less lovable then inanimate piles of felt.
Lastly, holy SHIT that is the scariest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen, and that's saying something, since I've seen Jeff Dunham perform.
"once in a while i catch one..."
*shudder*
Somewhere out there is a blind man making a living by putting eyebrows on ventriloquist dummies.
This is the first time in a while I've been deeply emotionally scarred by an EIT clip. Well done. I think the last one to do it was "Duck Men VI," and I was able to look humans in the eye again a day or two afterwards. This one, I'm not so sure I can just walk away from.
I find it amusing that a Christian kids show has monkeys and the missing link in it.
See? This is what you get when you send Chucky to Jesus Camp!
Is that Joel Osteen in the red shirt?
Please tell me this isn't real. God dammit.
I'd like to make sure everyone realizes the background music in the "Kissy Kissy Woo" scene heard at 1:06 and in passing elsewhere in the montage is a Funk-da-fied version of "This Old Man, He Played One" played on a cheap synthesizer. "Nick Nack Paddywack, Give a dog a bone," etc. FOR SOME REASON.
Also, what nine-year-old knows what "a Harlequin novel" is?
fucking unrelentingly brutal.
Do it!
Wait, what do I do without love? WHAT DO I DO???!!!
Puppet sexual harassment.
Also at 2:01, no hands on keyboard but it keeps playing anyway. FAKER!
I knew this would be bad after 2 seconds.
I'm gonna catch one and give her my love gift.
I'm not sure if the kids looks stupider that the puppets. It's a draw.
What is this? I don't even....
"Chaka want to know if you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?"
Anyone else find it ironic that an obviously gay man is advocating Christian love?
I think sometimes that ginge puppet catches a hooker and chops her up into little pieces....
Does anyone else think the creepy guy looks like Paul Rudd?
There are few things as unnerving as a ventriloquist who doesn't really need to throw his voice but does so anyway.
Here's another video featuring the same freaky puppet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E
it's good to that Fats from Magic converted to Christianity
well, that's the most disturbing thing ive seen in some time
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