Monday, October 12, 2009

DON'T FUCK WITH MILITANT CORPORATE STREET GANGS



Thanks to Billy the Bunny for the source.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

somehow shitty 90s rap begets low-budge shittier 90s rap

original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQrBtWt_D30

Heather said...

Titanium coated diaphragm HOT DAMN

Dennis said...

I hate to admit that it's incredibly catchy. If their company had become a household name, and they aired this commercial today, I could see them taking off.

Apparently their company is still alive today, but I've never heard of it.

Frank said...

where can i buy this ringtone?

Anonymous said...

what the fuck?

analogassailant said...

Wow it still has the power to sell, I just ordered my 'TNT-five fives' off Amazon just now!

Anonymous said...

I've got some Koss Portapros, which Koss hasn't redesigned since the 80s. They're actually rather excellent headphones.

Who the heck is Defenestrator III? Did Lehr graduate?

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

Hey, somebody noticed! Before we had 7 people with 6 names and now we have 7 people with 7 names. I've been around this whole time, but now I've got a name for myself.

Anonymous said...

These are (were) probably the big wigs at Koss and this was most likely played at some company rally for the sales agents, just like the big wigs at my company. They do these because they're morons who think this will get the salesmen excited to sell. All it does is make them look pathetically out of touch with the current trends.

Nicol3 said...

"WE'LL STAB 'EM WITH OUR LIFE TIME WARRANTY"

God.. GOD.. OH GOD..

John said...

Where's my fanny pack. =[

Tyler Vincent said...

Well it was nice of them to let the Advertising department freestyle...

Anonymous said...

Are they saying "cocks" ?

theneedledrop said...

Nice specs!

Anonymous said...

im lucky enough to work in the professional recording studio world.

sennheiser headphones and mics are top flight, and in use everywhere. there is a sony mic (c800?) that sells for about 8,000 bucks...

when koss came onto the scene, they were marketed as cheap...thats NOT what pro engineers want....from the get go it failed..they went into walkman cd/cassete rippoffs shortly after.

funny thing is, the specs on the headphones are pretty good.
oh, and the video was so bad i really had to grip my whisky to make it through

jeanclaudegoddamme said...

Do it
do it
do it
do it
DOOOOOO IIIIIIT!!

If this gets stuck in my head I'm going to punch something.

Fat 'n Boring said...

It's a little known fact that "Ramon and the Rayettes" went on to have rather lucrative careers shilling for such brands as Vivikai, Phisung, and Insignia..just to name a few.

trahwsu said...

I've never seen Lt. Dangle in pants before.

therandomizer said...

KOSS is the shittiest electronics manufacture of all time, and this only re-affirms that.

scamps said...

When I played the video, an ad popped up on the bottom of the screen saying "Causes of Depression". Boy, they got that right.

SOOPAfeen said...

I honestly thought this was an advert for some sort of meat packing plant. I mean "Eat, eat or be eaten. Kross can't be beatin!" Why mention an array of delicious animals, like say the lion, if you don't want me to eat it...cause you know, I'll be eaten otherwise, right? And the neon fannypack and highlighters, CLASSY.

Anonymous said...

This video has made me extremely obese.

KDS said...

I just looked up their headphones on Buy.com, and they consistently get at least 4.5 stars... And they aren't expensive. Which is weird because now having seen this video I would never, ever buy a pair.

Anonymous said...

Those fanny packs are fresh! and that robot he busts out at the end is stellar

Adam Simon said...

Hilarious!

OSCILLATOR said...

dont buy WESC headphones... i regret it. They are LOUD w/ the 57mm drivers.. but thats about all they offer. Save a few more bucks for HD25s. You wont be sorry....unless you feel the need to wear wayfarers with no lenses and neon ass dim-mak hoodies. They buy these.. hell i will sell you mine.. the beetroots use em!

Anonymous said...

This song is a total rip off of MC Hammer's This is How We Do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQrBtWt_D30

Cole D'Arc said...

i just threw my old Koss computer speakers out the window

Anonymous said...

there was certainly purple drank in that canteen one of the dancers was wearing ...

Anonymous said...

I can't watch this video now! Why can't there be a YouTube upload?