Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!
Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)
And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
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33 comments:
Dear god.... this is just.... cock.....
jeff stryker, jesus christ.
Jeff Stryker; the original Vince
Damn, think you could keep the porno stuff after the cut?
Thank you guys. So much. For this.
cock, cock, cock
New and unexplored? Something tells me those crevasses were explored decades ago.
Wow, that dude really needed a flashlight to investigate his wife's incredibly obvious boob job?
and I can just…pump my cock….
.....that was the perfect time to drop the old "Ghoul Tool" joke.
Probably just about the worst thing ever.
I am at a loss for words, except of course, "cock."
WV: deeangle, no lie!
"I just wanna suck my cock in that tube. Ooooh.."
I laughed so hard I think I busted a capillary. Or two.
Now, when you say, "massive penis problems", does this refer to problems with a penis that are massive, or problems with a massive penis?
I will never have an erection again after watching this.
Is it wrong that I fapped to this video?
Man, that is just beyond the pale. Why did he have to get so damn sexual with the penis pump??
this is one of the few times where you guys have found something that genuinely unsettles me
It seems like the thing with the mouthwash would sting.
I love that Jeff Stryker became so used to starring in gay porn he couldn't even help but elude to "I want to suck my cock... in this tube."
Where is Jeff Stryker currently? Complaining about his noisy, folk-music-loving neighbors.
http://tinyurl.com/ydaev3s
Jeepers, he almost said, "YOUR hole"!! Thank Goodness he didn't say YOUR hole!
(Plus, I'm encouraged to see a man who isn't ashamed of his tiny flashlight.)
This site is finally interesting!
I was eating a sandwich when I watched this!
i wish i could say something clever, but all i can think of is "uggghhh, bleahhh...hurk! baaaaarrrffffff."
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...
I was eating a HOT DOG when I watched this!
*HOOOOORK*
Nice job covering up the boob job scars, makeup artist.
wow. congrats on making me feel uncomfrotable again. I feel like a ETIT virgin!
Holly shit for a second it looked look a naked John Cleese was trying to choke a bitch.
I heard James Franco is going to do a dramatic re-enactment of Jeff Stryker's performance in this.
Thanks, Jeff; I'm sufficiently creeped out.
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time. The editing is Emmy-worthy.
Cock.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to suck up my cack.
Oh my god, I laughed for 5 min straight while watching this video, and then laughed for another 5 min at the comments! This video was AMAZING, and Jeff Stryker deserves an Oscar for his roll. It was Brilliant!
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