my girlfriend and i both remember this. i wonder how well sealed it was between handle and rotating head? imagine getting hair in between while it kept twisting..... gear oil and friction burning hair. mmmmmmmmmm
Actually, I totally have one of these, and it's awesome. It doesn't pull hair, it's been working for a decade (since I got it at thirteen) and seriously? It creates some really great hair. It's sort of my dirty little secret. But really though, I hope I can find another one when mine breaks.
Thank god this finally got on here! When you first started doing this blog, this was the infomercial I thought of. Nothing like a brush that will clearly take large, bloody chunks of your scalp away with it.
they forgot to mention that if your hair reaches your butt, prepare for death! i got it all chopped off at age 7 because this thing completely devoured my golden locks. :(
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Are we not men?
We are REVO!
This will work perfectly for my Alfalfa costume this year.
Also converts into a dildo at night.
This thing probably eats more hair than a Cabbage Patch Kid.
I'm going to give one to all my enemies this Christmas. After I disengage the safety clutch, that is!
Pretty ladies.
my dick came with a safety clutch. i had to have it plasma cut off.
That has GOT to be Joel McHale
I vividly remember this ad. How pathetic is that?
Scalp Ripper 5000!!!!!!!!!!!
my girlfriend and i both remember this. i wonder how well sealed it was between handle and rotating head? imagine getting hair in between while it kept twisting.....
gear oil and friction burning hair.
mmmmmmmmmm
Don't be discouraged if your scalp bleeds.
Actually, I totally have one of these, and it's awesome. It doesn't pull hair, it's been working for a decade (since I got it at thirteen) and seriously? It creates some really great hair. It's sort of my dirty little secret. But really though, I hope I can find another one when mine breaks.
Don't use it on pubic hair, trust me
Thank god this finally got on here! When you first started doing this blog, this was the infomercial I thought of.
Nothing like a brush that will clearly take large, bloody chunks of your scalp away with it.
It's a comb...
... with a "learning curve"
they forgot to mention that if your hair reaches your butt, prepare for death! i got it all chopped off at age 7 because this thing completely devoured my golden locks. :(
My sisters bought this and never used it.
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