HAPPY FUTURE AMERICA!

THE APOCALYPSE THAT WASN'T

Too soon?

LET'S RAP FIRE SAFETY

Get your lean on, kids. Smoke rises.

THE BATTLE OF BEV!

The elderly harness the power of horses n' magic to defeat the evil doughnut pastry! The battle will be slow paced yet neon, which is nice.

TRUSTER

Put your paranoid fantasies to the test with Truster!

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STAGE MOM

BOB MANN, INSTANT BADASS

THIS AIN'T YOUR FATHER'S RACQUETBALL

This is Sybervision.

THE 3 KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL CONDUIT BENDING...

IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!

BE PREPARED FOR THE TRUTH!!!
--- Available June 20th on VHS, Betamax, and Video 2000! ---

EIT VS. TVC: PART IV

TV Carnage holds up his end with part four of the ongoing battle between evil and evil. What do you have for us today, Beckles?

"Who doesn’t ejaculate good feelings when intervention is onnn. Then add a layer of watching it stoned and you are right there next to theme being all intervened upon. Creepy and funny! In other word, Crunny.
This is a gentle TV CARNAGE re-work of Gabe the math genius turned degenerate gambling addict. His shrill, hysterically fueled demands are legendary in the whiner community and won all of our hearts with his persistent, indignant form of entitlement toward getting what he needs; Money from his family so he can further put them in debt.
Take it away Gabe!"

WWJDIHWOICD?

That Zeke Zimbinski is a total dreamboat.

TRICKLE-DOWN HILARITY

The joke's on you, poor people!

KIDS ARE STUPID

A PRINCESS PARTY

Follow the Princess Gwendolyn and her dog, Peeper, through the Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams and down the Pretty Pink Pathway into a terribly sad reality of gender role identification and cake.

WHAT IS FILM?

Time travel ain't no thing. You just need the right equipment.

P.A.C.T.

Finally we can all stop feeling guilty about enjoying our favorite chimp torture films!

THE GREAT RAY

An old favorite.

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS

Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.



Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

DRUG ART!

HANUKKAH PARTIES!

Jews are the new Christians.

WHO AM I NOW?

What you are going through is totally natural, and totally terrible.

SOUND ADVICE FROM A CGI LAWN MOWER

I DO, I GUESS...

The perfect wedding is a delightful souffle of denial, ego, and daddy issues. Ladies, if you do not daydream about this exact scenario something is wrong with you.