Tuesday, January 19, 2010
THIS SINGING BABY IS ALL GROWN UP!
And give us your Jerrys! Because...
There is an autographed copy of Matthew Matney's Favorites on VHS in our possession. This tape will be given to one lucky person out there in Terribleland! All you have to do is give us the most Jerrys. You have 30 days. Seriously, whoever gives us the most Jerrys will receive this one-of-a-kind gem! Booya!
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I remember Matthew Mattney from Branson! My mom even bought a cassette from him. I couldn't stand listening to it, myself. His version of Hey! Good Lookin' was just way to corny for my brain to handle.
Please, god, can we please make it our mission to find this kid online? He has to be online, right?
Oh man. Facebooked it and this guy looks alot like him...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379407779&ref=search&sid=771300272.1792932364..1
Oh man, that last 20 seconds...*shudder*
Hey, unzombies: that link is def. him. I checked the link for the church listed on his fb page, and it's a Branson church. Hmmm.
I love that gossip girl and lady gaga are listed in ihis pages
STUART ANDERSON RULZ 4 LYFE!!!!11!!!
See? This is what happens when you let children under 60 into Branson.
WARNING!!
A Jerry Watch is in full effect!
Pretty sweet EIT!
What's going on with the sound? I was getting the same high-pitched squeal with the Klassic Kommercials.
I'm still enjoying... but it's hurting my ears, just a tad.
He's a fan of not just Gossip Girl and Gaga, but also of musicals, Glee, SYTYCD, Kristin Wiig, Mamma Mia, MIKA(!!), Britney, Kelly Clarkson, and Beyoncé. Basically his facebook fan pages are a one-man "Things Suburban Gays Like."
Which goes to prove, I guess, that dressing your little boy up in Fancy costumes and encouraging him to make broad theatrical hand gestures will, in fact, turn your child gay.
Then again, he's also a fan of "TwoIgnite" which i just googled and... let's just say that it doesn't seem on cursory examination that they'd let MY gay-married ass into their "marriage ministry." So, while I hesitate to draw any conclusions, I do encourage Matt to vacation in San Francisco this summer. And leave the wife at home.
Thanks for that wiki link, Robert. Now I'm off to find me a copy of the Ethel Merman Disco Album.
Oh there's a movie too...
"Heaven On Earth"
Is that "Bob" from "Twin Peaks" in the boat with him?
Does he know that his father is a child molester?
What a creepy little bastard...
All Heil the King!
"Ah shure do love pretty girls!"
Yeah right.
He has the Shirley Temple faces/mannerisms down pat!
Duane could eat that kid for breakfast.
LOL at the "child abuse" tag!
"He has the Shirley Temple faces/mannerisms down pat!"
If only he could sing...
I agree with Grrg; I saw "Mika" and shit a brick.
That dude needs to click his ruby slippers and get the hell out of Branson.
I friended him on FB and downloaded some of the better pics on his page.
Here they are...enjoy!
http://s772.photobucket.com/albums/yy2/filmclip/
He looks like a gay white version of William Hung now that he is grown up.
I am friends with matt. He isn't gay. And he has more talent than any of you will EVER have... and that was just when he was five! You all need to grow up and get a freaken life, or a girlfriend... or even a blow-up doll if you can't get either of those. Now stop stalking people and go back to playing "sim's on-line."
oh awesome, the commenter who intends to save the internet from objectivity and act as our conscience. i wasn't even going to comment. now its time to gang up on the protective friend. protective friend is ____. (ITT: fill in the blank.)
~anon
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