I thought this was gonna be that movie where the village picks and stones a girl. I was surprised and informed! I even bought a lottery ticket. it's that fucking easy
"balls have a tendency to come up time after time after time."
I died laughing at his pointless shooting.
i'm so happy he's back! shooting up his tix at the end is such a waste of a fridge door.
I wonder what odds are Francis is still alive?p.s. GregAt least it'll be a good harvest.:)
This video is as transparant as they come. Says his wife is awesome, yeah for still supporting his broke addicted ass. He shoots guns to get rid of frusteration, yeah thats a great idea, he prolly fantasized about starting his own mall shooting. And he made this tape to get some sort of money out of his addiction. His taxes comment cracked me up, what a dumbass. This video is a great instruction video on how to be a failure in life.Btw my word verification actually says "deniesm" right now.
hey you, anonymous poster above this comment. His failure at life is actually a success. He will live on forever on the internet thanks to this site. His likely gambling addiction and pseudoscience provide excellent entertainment for us all. The way I see it, if you create something that people enjoy, even if it is terrible, than you have not failed.
Time's an illusion as the moments race byToo fast to really grasp though we may tryDeny, till we die, ooh my myThese thoughts that mislead and then multiplyWell second by second and minute by minuteIt's like lotto you gotta be in it to win it
I can't believe this. A gun fanatic who pays his taxes.
I LOVE THIS MAN, GOD BLESS HIS MOUSTACHE AND SWEATY BALD HEAD!
Is this the same guy who did the Slot Machine video?
In my old town of East Bridgewater, MA, there was a little shop that was known for selling two jackpot-winning lottery tickets to the same woman. As far as I know, it all turned out legit.I'm now starting to wonder...is Mr. Unbuttoned-Collar-Gaudy-Jewelry Man the secret to her success?
the easiest way to win the lottery is to find the starship Heart of Gold
Dude needs to spend some of his winnings on an XL red shirt. Also I was wondering the same thing about Francis, DAGG!
I love this guy. I know he also did the slots video, but was it him narrating Bingo Hell as well??
Yep, he did the bingo video too, so this is his third appearance on EIT. We just can't enough of this li'l guy.
This is just all kinds of awesome.
I give mad props to Gambles The Clown for finding his niche: videos on how to beat games that have no skill component. Genius. He deserves every dime he makes from these.
So, is taping lottery tickets to a refrigerator really an effective way to deter thieves? Always thought adhesive removal was the most basic of robbery techniques.
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Sweet crackers, more of this guy! He and his terrible mustache are a terrible treat. Please tell me he has more videos on how to win completely random games of chance with no useful advice at all! He is the heart and soul of awful, and I love it. :)
There's something to be said about a guy who remains unfazed after calculating the odds of winning being 1 in 13.9 million. I don't know what that something is, but it sure is something.
Now if he makes an appearance on Letterman, I'd be really impressed.
This guy never ceases to entertain. I can't stop staring at his mouth.
This guy looks like he could be David Cross' dad.
This asshole. If he won the lottery so much using mathematical equations, a shaking dice thingamabob, walking into a 7-11, walking out of a 7-11, diving by zero, hanging out at the IRS office, jerking off a chimpanzee, calling his wife Perfect, and wearing stupid gold pimp chains, then how come he can't use his winnings to fix his balding head!
"balls have a tendency to come up time after time after time" Bwahahahahahaha! Sounds like what a lifeguard in an old fart community says. Balls, balls, & more balls.
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