Little girl: "Daddy, I wanna' get out." Dad: "No,honey. Sit down and splash in the water. Look, mommy's doing it! See?" Little girl: "Daddy, this isn't fun. I want to get out." Dad: "Haha. Honey, sweetie. Sit down for daddy and act like you're having fun, okay? Just look at the camera and smile." Little girl: "I hate this! This is STUPID! This isn't a real pool, this is just two cheap wading pools side-by-side! And mommy peed in the water!" Dad: "Sit down! Sit DOWN! You little *shit*! Smile at the camera and splash your god-damn little sister! Like this!" *dad splashes little kid no.2* Little kid no.2: "WAAAAAAAAH!" Dad: "See? LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You made your little sister cry! Happy? Huh?! You happy now that your RUINED FAMILY TIME?!"
Wait a second - those people weren't playing with children. They were *marinading* them with some kind of clear broth! A brine solution, I suspect. That child was sobbing and trying to escape because she knew something we did not. The horror.
This video taught me that white people enjoy water parks and hispanic people can't afford passes to said water park. You've come far America, but not far enough.
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She was just scared of drowning.
Little girl: "Daddy, I wanna' get out."
Dad: "No,honey. Sit down and splash in the water. Look, mommy's doing it! See?"
Little girl: "Daddy, this isn't fun. I want to get out."
Dad: "Haha. Honey, sweetie. Sit down for daddy and act like you're having fun, okay? Just look at the camera and smile."
Little girl: "I hate this! This is STUPID! This isn't a real pool, this is just two cheap wading pools side-by-side! And mommy peed in the water!"
Dad: "Sit down! Sit DOWN! You little *shit*! Smile at the camera and splash your god-damn little sister! Like this!" *dad splashes little kid no.2*
Little kid no.2: "WAAAAAAAAH!"
Dad: "See? LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You made your little sister cry! Happy? Huh?! You happy now that your RUINED FAMILY TIME?!"
Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave the waterpark. Your faughter is crying uncontrollably.
daughter. not faughter. I should really use that "preview" button.
waterboarding X hendrix = americaaaa
God damn, that was the best two minutes of my life!
Don't stay at home fighting, go to the water-park and enjoy the pee!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251891/
Like all great movies, this one ends with a shrieking child.
Wait a second - those people weren't playing with children. They were *marinading* them with some kind of clear broth! A brine solution, I suspect. That child was sobbing and trying to escape because she knew something we did not. The horror.
There is no FUN, there is only POOOOOL.
I'll just set the peyote brownie down now.
I won't be needing it anymore.
I miss the large yellow "Dead Grass" circles those over-sized kiddie pools used to leave in the backyard.
This video taught me that white people enjoy water parks and hispanic people can't afford passes to said water park. You've come far America, but not far enough.
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