Wait, you want me to spend money in order to find out that pretty boys are completely self-absorbed, and that some girls are stupid enough to enable their idiotic behaviors?
I would consider purchasing this video. Not to get the inside scoop on the minds of guys, but as a template to aide me in properly plucking and or sculpting my eyebrows. Did you see the 'brows on those men? Stunning!
Pssh. All lies. Like all real men, I only have two emotions: anger and drunkenness. Guess which I'm feeling now. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Whats most surprising about this video is how recent it must have been made. I would have excused the 1990s for producing such a product, but with the constant website plugging, this must be at most 7 years old.
So that's why I act that way! This video is an equally important resource for confused 'men'. It turns out I'm a lesbian. I thought I was a man all this time!
Warren Buffet and Jamie Yeager are my heroes.
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I'm a real guy! I'm pretty focused on my goals and dreams, like having a massive net worth, a Debt to Income Ratio of around 10%. A 48 month emergency fund account, a lowered tax bracket of 2.5% because of my 1099. A fat SEP IRA mixed with stocks and mutual funds. I'd like to live a simple life of frugality and I hope to have kids one day who are hard working and are raised with morals and values. (No one wants to date me :-(.)
Haha! What's funnier than this video is when men project their own homoerotic feelings onto other men by labeling them as gay. "I'm not gay - he's gay! That guy I'm ashamed to be attracted to...he's the gay one! Shame on him for existing and making me feel this way!" Or, when their jealousy of an attractive man compels them to denounce him as a potential mate for females. "That guy? Forget about him - he's gay!...Please ignore his attractiveness in favor of someone like me!"
Anyone with a functioning gaydar knows that attractiveness and physical fitness do not denote homosexuality. Such assumptions are stereotypical, to say the least.
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Wait, you want me to spend money in order to find out that pretty boys are completely self-absorbed, and that some girls are stupid enough to enable their idiotic behaviors?
Count me in.
Guys have feelings, just like girls
--yeah right!
WOW EIT! Picked up that fumble from yesterday and BRING IT TO THE HOUSE! Good job! And now for something witty:
Does this come with a copy of Dreamdate the boardgame?
'Real Guys Bangladesh' was way better, but this was good.
The guy at 1:18 needs to stop showing off his creepy boobage.
I'm still waiting for "Real Guys Gone Wild."
There is something really gay about this all.
I would consider purchasing this video. Not to get the inside scoop on the minds of guys, but as a template to aide me in properly plucking and or sculpting my eyebrows. Did you see the 'brows on those men? Stunning!
I need to watch this again for the brow factor, FAB.
Being a renaissance man involves somewhat more than just saying you are a renaissance man.
Generation Axe®
Pssh. All lies. Like all real men, I only have two emotions: anger and drunkenness. Guess which I'm feeling now. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Last I checks, about 50% of human beings were guys.
Maybe they should choose a group of people who are actually... you know... interesting.
like pigmis
or scientologist
I know. bad spelling
Oh, Ghouls Gone Wild....
Looks like all the 2E2T2 editing is starting to take its toll.
Hang in there little buddy.
:)
What? None of them admitted to being secretly gay?!
Clearly Olivia has a compulsive lotto problem.
or you could just go to cosmopolitan.com...
Whats most surprising about this video is how recent it must have been made. I would have excused the 1990s for producing such a product, but with the constant website plugging, this must be at most 7 years old.
Reverse evolution here.
So that's why I act that way! This video is an equally important resource for confused 'men'. It turns out I'm a lesbian. I thought I was a man all this time!
Do they talk about jerking off to porn also....?
A leeeeeeetle odd that the video features hot guys who just hang out with other 'hot guys' at water parks.
'I wish someone would make this for guys' is a bit of a tell I think.
"looks are the most important.... uh! at first!" yeah... smooth.. ;D
I'm a real guy! I'm pretty focused on my goals and dreams, like having a massive net worth, a Debt to Income Ratio of around 10%. A 48 month emergency fund account, a lowered tax bracket of 2.5% because of my 1099. A fat SEP IRA mixed with stocks and mutual funds. I'd like to live a simple life of frugality and I hope to have kids one day who are hard working and are raised with morals and values. (No one wants to date me :-(.)
@Warren Buffet
You had me at 48 month emergency fund account.
Haha!
What's funnier than this video is when men project their own homoerotic feelings onto other men by labeling them as gay.
"I'm not gay - he's gay! That guy I'm ashamed to be attracted to...he's the gay one! Shame on him for existing and making me feel this way!"
Or, when their jealousy of an attractive man compels them to denounce him as a potential mate for females.
"That guy? Forget about him - he's gay!...Please ignore his attractiveness in favor of someone like me!"
"I never call a girl right away... I just want to make her sit and wait..."
"So that's why they do that!"
Oh MAN is this video cruel...
You're right anon! Hilarious!
[insert defensive/homophobic comment]
"I wanna get laid" is written all over their faces
Anyone with a functioning gaydar knows that attractiveness and physical fitness do not denote homosexuality. Such assumptions are stereotypical, to say the least.
hey we'd better stop guys. look like this gay guy's getting mad.
Arguing on the internet makes my penis hard! :D
What are you talking about?! arguing can't make your penis hard!!!
grumble grumble grumble grumble blah blah blah
"My mom's gonna see this, man!"
So your mom wants to get real guys. I hear she wants on Joel.
I think that this video has the potential to cure heterosexuality.
ass, titties and pussy
that's what guys talk about
MYSTERY SOLVED
"You can't get real guys in any store."
No, but some stores carry something better anyway.
That's stupid, a real guy would never play lotto because its gay to pick numbers and win cash!
There's a reason they are the hottest and willing to share their feelings.
It's like gay porn, only no sex! The people look the same though.
You can't get real guys in any store!
Im a guy, and will tell you what goes on in all men's minds:
1) Could Batman beat [insert random hero/movie character/mythical being]
2) Sex fantasies about any and all women
3) Sports
4) Food
I did a love spell and the person who I wanted to like me showed up at school and really wanted to talk to me. usually whenever I make jokes she gives me a dirty look but now she is laughing!!!!! templeofancientancestors@gmail.com you re my hero, I have wanted to date her and it happen because of the spell!!!!"
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