Wednesday, June 23, 2010

GONNA BE A PSALTY SUMMER!

Here is just a little teeny weeny taste of Psalty. If you'd like to see more of this blue-faced singin' bible creep, you have to come see EIT! LIVE! this summer in a city near you! Now you have no choice.



And for all you Colby fans in Chicagoland, you'll be receiving a very special treat next Thursday. I'm not gonna say that Colby will be there in all his glory, but let me just say that Colby will be there in all his glory! For fucking real! Buy your tickets now turkeys!

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

fuck me that was scary....so were the kids made up like street whores

Anonymous said...

Okay, Christians. Now you're just freaking me out.

Also: Why is it acceptable for a man in a dog suit to bend down and shake his hinder in a little boy's face when it is done for the purposes of Christian Television?

Digeridude said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Heather said...

I can't stop crying

Bunnyman said...

What the fuck was that?

Mars said...

Truly terrifying. Those kids had to have been on tranqs to not quake with fear around that thing. Coulrophobia in extremis!

John said...

Cat lady... meet dog boy.

Anonymous said...

Hey, it could be a Lot Worse...it could be "Circle Square"

Anonymous said...

He controlled the event throughout.

Kyle said...

I had a Psalty Kid's Bible back in the day. Hated that blue doofus then, and now... good god.

This is fucking terrifying.

exant said...

I had a Psalty Kid's Bible when I was a kid.

Anonymous said...

Love this clip. didn't fourfour.blogspot do a hilarious video edit of this same "series". ???
great stuff.

Fat 'n Boring said...

I feel as though this clip touched me in an inappropriate manner, then threatened to kill my family if I told.

I mean, what the *fuck* was that?!

Destination A Go-Go said...

Very Art Of Noise CG.

Mandrew said...

oh god...

Anonymous said...

it's like the 80's got drunk on Robitussin and fell asleep while watching furry porn and this was it's nightmares

lawd have mercy

Jesse said...

Uh, Creepy! Why did that little girl in the pink keep licking her lips?

Anonymous said...

I'm no religious scholar, but I'm fairly certain a command to shake your ass in front of children made up like cheap whores is not in the Bible.

Voracious_Boot said...

If it weren't for the previous comments I would have thought I had accidentally just done Meth. Thank baby Molesto Jesus for that.

Heh. Word verification: synsor

mynameisdick said...

i have the original LPs from this freak. been scaring me since 1996

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. It reminds me of that guy from The Shining.

Chronus said...

Wow, I was just going to come here and say how much this reminds me of the creepy ghost-costumed ghost man from The Shining, but I see I've been beaten to the punch. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go have nightmares now.

Anonymous said...

Omg. I used to watch this ALL the time when I was little.

This is actually really nostalgic.

Lee said...

Gilgimesh can always find the creepiest 10 secs from any video.
Keep it up dude.

GregM said...

The pigtailed girl in pink is straight up lusting for that man-dog.