Sunday, September 26, 2010

THE ASSHOLE MONOLOGUES

Don't fear your asshole or you will never uncover its powerful secrets. Briefly NSFMW.



Thanks to SonicDeeHedgehog for the tip!

UPDATE: Is everyone getting this 30 second ad before the video starts? If so, sorry. Let us know so we can avoid it in the future.

24 comments:

J.R. Herbaugh said...

What part of that was SFW?

Ravenhallow said...

It's a new drinking game.. every time the creep with the mustache says "asshole" take a drink! The last person to curl into the fetal position and cry is the winner!

I'm all for guys being more in-touch with and less squeamish about their butts, but I imagine after watching this, most men would have their sphincters clenched forever sealed in terror.

ThefilmBug said...

This video stinks!

Anonymous said...

My asshole, my asshole, my asshole...blue cayp.

Greg M said...

Your asshole?? MY asshole!

Also, Word Verification = spirm

ChristopherN said...

Finally, A video helping men become more aquainted with their assholes. You think that your life is complete and then THAT comes along and shows you that there is more to learn. I rediscovered my asshole, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

Nate said...

anal gymnastics

ty EIT i love u guys

Luke said...

What the hell The guy plays with his asshole for two hours a day! That is 730 hours of anal playing a year. Poor asshole.

Anonymous said...

Hey EIT,
Thanks Assholes!
J/K

Kit O'Connell said...

Do you guys get sick of us asking for the mustache tag?

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

@Kit O'Connell: Not at all. We made the mustache (and Duane) tags for a reason, so it's our own fault for not using them properly. Y'all just keep us honest.

M.E. said...

New adjectives have to be invented to describe this. Wonderful and disturbing and creepy and beautiful.

Gnomebitten said...

D'aww, you mentioned the Duane tag just because you thought I'd post ='D

Or so I'll say because I haven't the foggiest as to what to say about this video.

Assholes.

Anonymous said...

loving himself two hours a day? I like myself but not two hours' worth...

Chickengirl said...

I totally thought this was gonna have the footage of that naked guy doing weird erotic yoga from the live show.....as I remember it has a similar to the theme of this video...

Richard Whittall said...

This would have been ten times less funny if he used this perfectly acceptable word: ANUS.

Anonymous said...

This guy needs to meet that penis pump guy who can't stop talking about his cock. I think they could have something really special.

Anonymous said...

Internet gold this one be!

Mark said...

so this is what The Situation did pre-Jersey Shore

Anonymous said...

White guy recommends clenching your asshole.

Kyle said...

Came for spelunking footage, left slightly disappointed.

Am I the guy that complained about the video with graphic elder cooch-puppetry?
Why yes, why are you asking??

Jacqueline said...

My esswhall.

Anonymous said...

Um, did no one notice is down right pedo comment about babies? What a creepy video/man. If I had a dollar for everytime he said "asshole." A drinking game is a splendid idea.

anthony risola said...

what is a "azzole"?