Nobody is ever reincarnated as a shit-shoveling peasant who died of the plague.
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Ok this all is so unbelievable! Was this for real? A cult? Are they still around? Wow I am just amazed that people are dumb enough to believe all that. And that woman sitting next to her, i swear, is a man in drag! You go "girl"! Haha
School would have been a lot easier had I known Uriel was every important historical figure ever.
Q: Who discovered America? A: Uriel.
One other thing I would like to point out. If you believe everything has an opposite and equal reaction, then somewhere out there there are violent, negative forces juxtaposed to this sappy Unariun shit. Think on THAT you wool-eyed hippies
Ok EIT, you can quit now. This is it, I doubt you will ever find anything else this magnificent, this majestic. Wow. I need a minute to gather my thoughts.
"Man, what are we supposed to do if the religion with the Archangel who has been every important person ever and the flying saucers and all the crystals and Christmas lights turns out to be the one true religion?"
yes! this video is amazing. and, what's even more amazing: ruth norman and her 'unarius (!) academy of science (!)' have a wikipedia page (!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unarius_Academy_of_Science
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Ok this all is so unbelievable! Was this for real? A cult? Are they still around? Wow I am just amazed that people are dumb enough to believe all that. And that woman sitting next to her, i swear, is a man in drag! You go "girl"! Haha
It is now said that Uriel is reincarnated as Obama! We love you Uriel!!!
What is that thing at the end? Some sort of cross between a Christmas tree and a Dalek.
So Uriel went from Jesus to Ruth Norman? Boy, did she let herself go...
School would have been a lot easier had I known Uriel was every important historical figure ever.
Q: Who discovered America?
A: Uriel.
One other thing I would like to point out. If you believe everything has an opposite and equal reaction, then somewhere out there there are violent, negative forces juxtaposed to this sappy Unariun shit. Think on THAT you wool-eyed hippies
There's a lot of nodding going on. Of course Uriel agrees. Uriel directed it! :P
Wow!! How do you join this religion? I love you, Uriel!!! Take me away in your space fleet.
brother from another mothership
was Liberace Ruth Norman's "polarity" in this age?
I wanna bang Uriel.
I want to be able to slap "Archangel" on everything as my title.
BEST
RELIGION
EVER!
For such an enlightened being, Uriel sure directs crappy videos!
It's hard to believe Uriel is currently incarnated as someone less important than Ruth Norman.
I'm diggin' Socrates' hair.
Ok EIT, you can quit now. This is it, I doubt you will ever find anything else this magnificent, this majestic. Wow. I need a minute to gather my thoughts.
I love this website.
Uriel's a reincarnation hog. leave some famous past lives for the rest of us yo.
To paraphrase the great "MST3K":
"Man, what are we supposed to do if the religion with the Archangel who has been every important person ever and the flying saucers and all the crystals and Christmas lights turns out to be the one true religion?"
That beard looks awfully itchy Poseidon...
She's the most high-functioning schizophrenic I've ever seen...good on her.
That glowing dalek dress at the end would be amazingly popular at Burning Man.
I can hardly believe this video just happened.
Also word verification is Expick. Obviously the Uriel incarnation of "epic."
Clearly, Ruth Norman > Socrates.
Fuck that... in my past lives, I was Shakespeare, Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, Santa Claus, Hemingway, Nietzsche, and Joey Ramone. Worship me!
yes! this video is amazing. and, what's even more amazing: ruth norman and her 'unarius (!) academy of science (!)' have a wikipedia page (!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unarius_Academy_of_Science
I didn't recognize Socrates without his false eyelashes...
Makes more sense than Christianity.
I doubt this will happen, but... Is there any way I can get that amazing music from the credits? Seriously.
Those are some amazing sounds. D:
well then, it appears that uriel incarnates as fictitious characters like king-arthur. Did it also incarnated as santa or the easter-bunny?
Shame her last reincarnation was as an ageing insane drag-queen.
Still, the claims of Uriel are just as credible as ANY OTHER RELIGION on the planet.
THE PHONE NUMBER STILL WORKS
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