Tuesday, April 19, 2011

HIPPIE ENDURANCE TEST 2: 420 EDITION!

Now you know what a hippie strip club looks like.

(NSFW, unless you work at a totally bitchin' water pipes and accessories store or a feminist arts collective.)


24 comments:

Ravenhallow said...

Nggggghh. I made it. The first two-thirds were rough, but that last song was almost insane enough to make it worthwhile.
"I'm going CRAAAZZZYYYY."
What do I get? Besides a shower, that is.

Ravenhallow said...

Also WTF was with him drumming directly at her groin?

Anonymous said...

I didn't get too far, but the chick screaming reminds me of the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons.

Anonymous said...

There are many different kinds of people in this world, each with their own gifts and talents. Maybe someday these people will find theirs. On another planet.

Paul said...

Those chroma-keyed stop signs should have been a sign to stop watching. But Ravenhallow was right - the last song was almost a payoff. This is almost as Terrible as German ET porn.

If we can get a sitcom's length of this, when can we hope to get the full-length cut of Defenestration: The Movie?

Anonymous said...

HOT! Hippie Hot!!!
Which is like saying not hot.

Procine Drone said...

Someone needs to set their synth to "quantize". Other bun buns. That chick must give insane luvin'.

She shook my coconuts. Tshhh tshhh....

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

@Paul: I am trying to have that done sometime this year. I got sidetracked by other obsessions and a little burnt out on it honestly. But some day, some day...

Anonymous said...

@Procine Drone

...and laid her sunset...on meeee?

Andrew said...

That was quite engrossing, actually.

ThefilmBug said...

The woman looks like Amy Goodman doing porn. Not right. No.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, this is not difficult to get through. It's dorky, strange, and dated, but not effortless, utterly boring, or even half as long as a lot of performance art is (and I've sat through a lot of performance art). There are famous operas that I've wanted to walk out on more than this. Plus, if that woman can look like that at her age (I'll bet that you don't/won't), she can do all the interpretive Tibetan Celtic Caribbean MIDI boogie she wants.

closedmouth said...

I'm about halfway through and flagging. Jesus, this would be tolerable if that woman did anything other than throw her fucking hands over her head a thousand fucking times. Fuck, learn ANOTHER FUCKING DANCE MOVE, woman.

Anonymous said...

If she's mother earth, why is she so upset about auto scrapyards? Surely recycling is a good thing?

Quentin Sears said...

I am older now.

I've been trying out unitarianism recently, I hope this happens next sunday.
! I have access to black velvet. Now I'm gonna have to make it happen.

Alex said...

I did it, but I kinda cheated. I made it 11 mins on fullscreen, but then had it playing on the side of my screen as a did other internet things for the last half. I became smart halfway through.

Anonymous said...

You were wise to post the whole thing.

Anonymous said...

@Quentin Sears

Being a Unitarian myself, I'm pretty sure this would try my congregation's patience. Not me though.

Also, "This is not an end!"
"It is a beginning..."

That sounds a bit like a threat.

Tom said...

I made it a minute in. It sounds like the one track on a CAN album that you skip every time.

Michael said...

I didn't watch the whole thing, and it is pretty absurd. I want to fuck her. Is that wrong? M

Anonymous said...

ii hate the earth now

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's fair to use bad feminist art as a hippie litmus test. That said, I made it about half-way through.

starksonit said...

How do I get de-born?

carlton random said...

Jesus, that song at the end is fuggin' nightmare. It's pretty sad having an Earth Mother that you can't bring home to Mom.