If I were an analog film editor, then by the time I finished this 2(ish) minute cut I would have been neck deep in forgotten reels and my own tears. There's so many subplots going on in this nug that I might have to make the first 2-Minute sequel shortly. It's the next course I recommend in the 'When Shirtless Dudes With Machine Guns Ruled the Earth.' film studies program. I also want to say that this tape is one of our first coveted relics that we bought as pals in college, and was the tape that turned a boy named Joel into a man named Airwave Ranger. This one's for you, pal!
Also, people kept telling me to watch this with that '1911' button (click and watch it on YouTube), and I gotta say- it's a pleasant surprise!
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I think that's the same guy from R.O.T.O.R. another awfully good pot boiler.
Wait, why do they get to immediately keep the money? That could be a childs stolen college fund or charity for bois with aides.
Over 9000!
Turkey uses the effective Cold War method of Duck n' Cover.
I ordered this so fast on amazon.com they aren't even sure what happened.
A bullet in the dick . . .my one weakness . .. how did you know?
No mention that this is the same director of Samurai Cop?
Seeing the 1911 version was like seeing it for the first time, for a minute there I was just Joel again. Thanks Ghouly
I do love a film where none of the actors are 100% sure of their lines.
"Who's that?"
"That's Turk."
"Who's Turk?"
"He's a cop. He's a good cop."
"I wonder if he could help me."
"I'm sure he could."
And THAT, ladies and gentleman, is exposition.
I wish it was 2 minute movie month.
Man, this deserves *several* sequels. It gets two Ted Prior battlecries up.
"My Buddy and me!"
Worst commercial ever.
My friends and I got this in a video store bargain bin and immediately took it to another friend's party, demanding that we turn their movie off and watch Hollywood Cop instead.
They beat that boy up a bunch, and when that friendly dog tries to save him, they shoot it! People were not down, but it was hilarious.
I thought I was going to drop dead on the spot when the dad said he had blood cancer.
Thank you for posting this.
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