This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:
It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
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Four HOURS?!
It's still more exciting than his last video.
It's a credit to how much I love you guys and your work that I even attempted to watch this one.
My hatred for Dustin Diamond burns with the fury of a thousand Sun Slammers.
Please! Please for the love of God don't unleash the full four hours on us! I beseech you!
It's like this, but with chess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0&feature=related
He was either desperate or high to want to do this. I kept imagining/hoping he would say, "Have you ever sucked dick for chess?"
Makes you question the whole idea of entertainment.
This video, out of everything you've ever posted, is probably the most uncomfortable yet. This man was ever on a successful TV show? What
I can't imagine why chess would take four hours to learn. It's probably the case that 1 hour of it is actual chess, which the rest is basically dicking around trying to make it "interesting".
Thank you, EIT. THANK YOU.
Nothing says chess video more than a picture of a chess board on the wall.
The only Dustin Diamond video I want to see is one where he attempts to eat a live grenade before it explodes.
Wow......can't wait for this endurance test.
Just be thankful this wasn't the video with the dirty sanchez in it.
Why not dub this over his porn tape?
All four hours, please. This is special.
What's with the awkward contortions?
Looks like someone gave him a book on chess and a suit and told him to show up in someone's basement the next day ready to roll--and of course act like Screech the whole time (on second thought, I am pretty sure he's not acting like anybody).
All past bad-decision-making aside, the fact that Dustin Diamond (using his judgement) thought the Screech schtick was timeless enough to ressurect to make a chess how-to should bring to scrutiny his status as a licensed driver and/or a property owner, if he is either of these things.
We must face all four hours, as a duty to ourselves, and to civilization.
Whenever there is a really funny tv show or movie I wonder how the crew (cameramen, boom mike operators, etc.) don't crack up. I'm pretty sure that wasn't a problem while making this video.
I'm guessing he got paid by the hour.
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