Strap on your utility belts and lace up your running shoes, because we’re about to stimulate the economy like a motherfucker! You’ve already been whipped up into a frenzy of consumerist abandon, so why not drop some cash on something you actually want?
EVERYTHING IN OUR STORE IS $5 OFF, so prepare your eyeballs for the oncoming slaughter with EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE MOVIE and 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT, or fight a stranger for a hunk of mass-produced plastic in a classic EIT LOGO SHIRT or our world famous CAT HEAD TEE before lining your walls with EIT POSTERS to insulate from the coming nuclear winter!
Think it can't get any better? It can! During the holiday sale every order comes with a FREE BONUS DVD! Choose between our WORLD FAMOUS EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL, the brand-new 2 HOT 4 THA INTERNET DVD, collecting all your lawyer’s favorite “cease and desist”-ed content and several never-before-seen/shouldn't-be-seen clips, and the brand-newer 2-MINUTE MOVIE DVD, featuring two whole hours of patented 2-minute masterpieces! Plus, all our new DVDs are available separately for $5 each, so hurry up and BUY BUY BUY!
DEALS THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR OR THE APOCALYPSE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST! FOR DUANE’S SAKE SAVE YOURSELVES AND ORDER NOW!
*In the United States, please order by Dec. 18 for Christmas delivery and Dec. 13 for the first night of Hanukkah delivery. International orders can take up to 2 weeks AFTER shipment. Orders are shipped USPS and delivery dates are NOT GUARANTEED. Sorry, chillydawgs.