MONDO WIZARD BATTLES! TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT!

Free cookies. You know the kind!

NEIL HAMBURGER: DORA HALL 101

You will simply never see a show like this anywhere, ever.

"DORA HALL was the undisputed queen of vanity entertainment. Dora's husband was Leo Hulseman, the founder of the immensely successful Solo Cup Company, and a man who was quite happy to delve into Solo's apparently bottomless coffers to finance dozens of record releases by his wife, all of which were given away free of charge with packages of plastic cups and plates during the 1960's. Not content with her "success" in the record business, in the 1970's and 1980's Dora branched out with several full-blown Solo-financed TV specials designed to make her a star--despite the fact that she was an elderly grandmother with limited show business experience." - TV Heaven

If that wasn't awesome enough, Neil Hamburger is the world's leading expert in all things Dora, and MR. HAMBURGER WILL BE AT THIS YEAR'S EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL! JUNE 3RD! 2:30PM!

ONE MORE DAY UNTIL THE FESTIVAL!

Here's a trailer for NINJA ANNIHILATION WAR, screening ONLY at this year's Everything Is Festival!



Cannot stress this enough!

COUPON HOARDING LEADS TO GROCERY HOARDING

But is it worth the time?

GET GOT-GOT!

A lil' taste of the HIGHEST QUALITY VIDEO FOOTAGE EVER SHOT!!!

If you want to see the rest of these EXPLICIT KILLS!!! you will have to be at this year's Everything Is Festival! for the XXX-RUTTIN'BUXX-N-GRUNTIN'DOZZ MEGAMIXXX! See you turkeys at THE GATHERING!

GENEALOGY FOR NUTS

Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can find more here!

E.I.T. ON THE MOON!

Those of you who are stuck in the New York Tri-State area bumming out hard for missing Everything is Fest! can get a bit of relief by checking out THE MOON! This amazing comedy show is going to be crazy folks, this weeks show has Braunholer & Schaal! Todd Barry! Puppets!!! a video by us! What!?

Thursday June 30th 9:00PM - $10

92Y Tribeca, 200 Hudson St.

ENTER THE TERRIBLE

Have I mentioned this? Maybe I'm not talking about it enough. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

I'm so tired I wish I was dead!

THE REPTILIAN AGENDA UNVEILED!

Reptile police officers! Songs about Rainbows! Black Duane! Dino's for Jesus! This show has it all!

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

IT ALL ENDS SOON!

HOT FOR KOMPUTER TUTOR

Let me get this out of the way first, gang: guest blogging for Everything Is Terrible, for me, is about the single greatest honor a complete waste of a man such as myself has ever received short of winning a wagon full of Archway cookies on the Bozo show. So let’s get to it. I was surprised at a few things after I made this video. FIRST: according to my mother, Kim Komando is still a force to be reckoned with on the technology scene. I always assumed that her “jazzing up documents” would have lost her some serious points with the Silicon Valley crowd. SECOND: It doesn’t matter what she says, I WILL LISTEN. Change my document margins? She’s right, you know: “It’s almost, like, why bother?” THIRD: I have a crazy, crazy crush on Kim Komando because she’s right: a blue screen is like a big, blank piece of paper I can put inside my typewriter. And if anyone’s going to disillusion me about Ed McMahon’s practice of merging form letters like “ramps onto a freeway,” I’d rather it be the soft, supple voice of Kim Komando instead of Leo Laporte. Wouldn’t you?

- Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap

RIDE THE WAVE OF FEELING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S RIGHT

These 3 clips (and much more!!!) were on this Catholic faith-video-mixtape of sorts called "Faith First". For some reason watching this video in its entirety made me more critical than usual of the constantly shifting, truth-consuming concept of putting faith in your faith.

First of all, we learn that it's wrong to mess with the new girl for no reason, but so what?


This priest has weird segues into his points:

SEX IS SO GREAT

Thanks to Brendan Boyer for donating this video at Odd Obsession.

A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE

We at EverythingIsTerrible! invite you now to sit back, fix your gaze into the portal of excess and truth, and embark with us, your guides, Yonder Vittles and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass, as we exit the Old World for a brief 3 minutes and 41 seconds and journey into the distant and harmonious lands of the future.



Please cover your eyes as you cross the post-apocalyptic boobs if you are taking your journey at work.

GIANT MAN PALMS FLOOR!

LOOK AT THIS MAN!


ALSO, if you live in New York City, this Friday night, come LOOK AT THIS MAN!

Our friend Greg Barris is having a star studded show at Union Hall starting at 8PM

THE BATTLE BEGINS

People! The Battle Royale calls for you! I know we got a lot of Terribles and Terriblettes coming in from all across the country for this, so now is the perfect time to show off by taking down your peers!

Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Well, prove it, creep! This is a Found Footage Battle Royale of viral video insanity — and we’re daring you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind! We want to see your weird, funny, insane clips that you’ve always wanted to show publicly — think of it like WWF wrestling, but with videos instead of all that greasy groping stuff. You will be judged by the audience applause-o-meter, so make sure your stuff is entertaining as a monster truck rally! Be forewarned: this could, and should, get ugly. Here’s how it works:

* - Anyone is welcome to enter, but you should be there in person for this.

* - Submissions can vary from an unseen YouTube clip to a fully edited piece. We obviously want creativity, but, really, this is about showing off gems. Whatever the clip may be, just think to yourself “Will this go over well with an audience of screaming maniacs?”

* - Each contestant must have a total of 6 CLIPS ready for show and sent to us by June 25th.

* - Once we take a took at everyone’s submissions, 16 lucky contestants will be chosen.

* - Clips cannot be longer than 2 MINUTES MAX! Anything longer will be cut short.

* - Submissions can be sent to us a number of ways: They can be DVDs dropped off at The Cinefamily (mailed to: The Cinefamily, attn: Found Footage Battle Royal, 611 N. Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, CA, 90036) or emailed to us at whatsupeit@gmail.com. We will take many formats, but since this stuff is going to be projected on the big screen, think “the bigger the quality, the better.”

* - Costumes, character backgrounds, etc. are encouraged.

* - Taunting and mocking of other contestants is also appreciated — as long as it’s non-violent and/or creepy.

* - The winner will recieve a number of amazing prizes, including DVDs, shirts — AND TONS MORE!

A LITTLE BLACK BOY

From the Cringevision Collection. More things to cringe at here!

MAUGIREWATCH UPDATE: RISE OF THE TERRIBLITES!

Man, y'all have been killin' it lately!

Hezaakun's been jerry-hunting,





Roy Fishjack had a self-completing Easter basket,



and Erin had a very Branson birthday:





And terriblite Spatz sent us this awesome comic with his Jerry:







Thank you so, so much to all the amazing Terriblites who have sent us Jerries, VHS, comics, cookies,CDs and even clothes (special shout-out to Collin and Emma of Cuddle Bat Graphics)! You really do complete us!

MY FAVORITE THING

If there's one thing we don't do nearly enough here, it's sharing amazing things like this with you guys. Then again stuff like this doesn't come around that often. The story is that years ago, the wonderful video store Cinefile found this DVD in their return bin one morning mysteriously labeled 'The Pelican Brief Project.' No one knew anything about it, other than this band Candybox Violence composed a live score to the 1993 film 'The Pelican Brief' starring Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington.

But that couldn't be... That would be too awesome to be real... Right? Wrong! Years later, I rented it, watched it a thousand more times, and became obsessed with seeing this performed live. After becoming quite the little gumshoe, I got my wish, found the guys and they were happy to reunite and perform at this year's Everything is Festival!'

For real, out of all the amazing shows at this year's Gathering, this is the one I am most excited about. I really hope you get the chance to see this live with us. It's going to be very, very special.

RESIST POLICE STATE MIND CONTROL!!!

Special thanks to Lil' Gordon Shumway from Chicago, Illinois for the tape!

REVENGE OF THE CHRISTIAN KIDDIE KOOKS!

Hoo boy.

WIKIWIKI WAXIN!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL 2011!

There.

5 MINUTE LASER MISSION

Starring Ernest Borgnine as the Laser Master!


From the Aaron Valdez Collection at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars. You can read more about laser missions here!

FOR THE LOVE OF ROCK BIMBOS

From the Rich Juzwiak Collection at FourFour. Go here to learn more!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK AKA GHOUL SKOOL'S COOL TOOLS

And of course...

SUMMER RERUN WEEK GILGAMESH STYLE!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!