Run for your life!
I'm going to need someone to wet me down right now. I want to look like I just got out of the shower. Because I feel so dirty.
Woah, is that "creep" tag ever warranted. Also I thought that photographer was wearing a shirt under that buttondown, but then I saw I was wrong. Damn.
"Alright Dan, now go ahead and pull the tip of your cock out of your Speedo. Hey, can we get an Olympic swimming medal to hang from his dick? Yeah, that's great."
Oh, yeah, that model dude was totally straight...SOOOO not thinking about cock...only wantin' those sweet, sweet lady parts.
I'm glad to see that photography has a long legacy from which Terry Richardson can draw inspiration.
Is that an undershirt? Or chest hair?
"I like to douche women." I swear that's what he said.
That swimmer must be just knee-deep in vagina, huh?
Anyone else think that the straight guy (read: hairy chest) reminded you of Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
That photographers chest hair WTF and that date rape talk? Nasty! "I have a 42 year old gf and a 19 gf". Wow, you sound so cool, asshole.
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