One time I thought someone was going to rape me in the check-out line at Target, so I immediately pissed and spread shit on myself. It turns out he was just returning an earring I'd dropped.
I'd like to get teeh on my penis. But more in a playful, teasing way. With no damage more like in a trusting game where you show your partner that yout trust her to let her do that with your meat in her mouth. I like the thrill of that *nibble*
(rapists beware!) when I say no, don't disagree, the answer's no-no baby (rapists beware!) if you're smart, you won't dare, so rapists beware, rapists beware (rapists beware!)
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This is actually pretty good advice.
^ I agree! Though, I imagine biting though the cuc'e is a bit more difficult.
That lip.
Good song, too.
One time I thought someone was going to rape me in the check-out line at Target, so I immediately pissed and spread shit on myself. It turns out he was just returning an earring I'd dropped.
This is badass!! EIT: making us laugh and saving lives.
I hear the stars of "Two Girls & a Cup" have produced a very effective anti-rape video.
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Isn't that how Ted Nugent avoided the draft?
While the advice is solid, I can't get past the fact that it has a theme song. Oh yog.
Kung Fu porno!
Does it make me a bad person if I've always thought of doing this?
I need eye bleach.
yeah, bite is penis off, IF YOU WANT TO GUARANTEE THAT HE WILL MURDER YOU
I remember the time that I was raped by a pack of martial artists
"The More You Know"
I'm a rapist and now I'm aware!
Post to YouTube, pleeeaaase!!!
I'd like to get teeh on my penis. But more in a playful, teasing way. With no damage more like in a trusting game where you show your partner that yout trust her to let her do that with your meat in her mouth. I like the thrill of that *nibble*
Im surprised they for got to say stick your finger down your throat. Try to vomit on him or yourself.
(rapists beware!)
when I say no,
don't disagree,
the answer's no-no baby
(rapists beware!)
if you're smart,
you won't dare,
so rapists beware,
rapists beware
(rapists beware!)
no means yes, yes means anal
Whoever posted the lyrics got them wrong. The lyrics are
(rapist beware)
When I say no don't disagree
The answer's no not maybe
(rapist beware)
If you're smart you won't dare
So rapist beware, rapist beware.
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