Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: GIVE US YOUR JERRYS (AND OTHER TAPES)!!!!

So I kind of just lied once you have infinite Jerr...

2011-11-12T17:30:28.735-06:00

So I kind of just lied once you have infinite Jerry's you can also have infinite% or negative infinite% in addition to 100%

I would just like to point out that the figure sho...

2011-11-12T17:23:18.489-06:00

I would just like to point out that the figure shown on the Maguire watch page is clearly wrong. The figure showing the percentage of infinity that 1634 represents is clearly wrong. The result of 100% * 1634 / infinity is zero. It remains zero until you have an infinite amount of copies, when it goes to 100%.

ahhh Jerry Maguire is the second most popular movi...

2010-05-12T11:23:17.442-05:00

ahhh Jerry Maguire is the second most popular movie on Hulu btw. Everybodys got Jerry fever!

hahahahahaha ha ha hahaha! years ago, while i work...

2010-04-28T01:28:34.219-05:00

hahahahahaha ha ha hahaha! years ago, while i worked at this cd warehouse, i wanted to do that with all the hootie and the blowfish albums. i think we had around 30 copies at one time...

I have 14 in my possession right now. Once I'...

2010-04-20T22:45:38.345-05:00

I have 14 in my possession right now. Once I've cleaned out the whole city they'll be in your hands.

The image instantly reminds me of Analogue Bubbleb...

2010-01-29T19:09:34.984-06:00

The image instantly reminds me of Analogue Bubblebath.

Talk to your local used book and video store. They...

2010-01-16T03:35:17.877-06:00

Talk to your local used book and video store. They'll be more than happy to save them for you. I can't tell you how many copies I've thrown away at work! D:

hmm, i need to root around my attic. im sure there...

2010-01-14T04:11:37.068-06:00

hmm, i need to root around my attic. im sure there is a cheap knockoff peter pan animation still up there...

EIT owns approximately 328 Jerrys.

2010-01-11T18:32:51.515-06:00

EIT owns approximately 328 Jerrys.

I'm curious as to how many copies of Jerry Mag...

2010-01-11T09:39:07.295-06:00

I'm curious as to how many copies of Jerry Maguire are owned by EIT thus far.

I might be tempted to make a donation. New copies on Amazon are about 40 cents + shipping. I could even place a gift order so that the tape never enters my possession.

It's because Jerry Maguire is by far the most ...

2010-01-11T02:24:48.016-06:00

It's because Jerry Maguire is by far the most common used VHS you will find anywhere, although I've never heard an explanation why. Did the studio accidentally add an extra zero to the number of tapes they wanted the manufacturer to produce?

Nice taint tag.

2010-01-10T21:49:51.815-06:00

Nice taint tag.

I've seen that merch table! You kids have bee...

2010-01-10T20:04:02.583-06:00

I've seen that merch table!

You kids have been watching TeenBiz again.

p.s.
Cool, you live near McGruff the Crime Dog
:)

What the F? Is there some mission statement somew...

2010-01-10T18:31:55.420-06:00

What the F?

Is there some mission statement somewhere on this site that explains WHY you want Jerry Maguire and why that's the only crap 90s thing that you specifically collect?

I mean, I'm all for this. I just kind of want in on the explanation.

I'd love to help but all I have is old VHS tap...

2010-01-10T18:23:52.847-06:00

I'd love to help but all I have is old VHS tapes of porn.