Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

I think we need a "Butthorn" tag.

2009-11-20T11:25:56.708-06:00

I think we need a "Butthorn" tag.

This is actually a documentary.

2009-09-18T22:26:46.491-05:00

This is actually a documentary.

I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hel...

2009-09-18T00:40:09.619-05:00

I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hell wouldn't call Danny Trejo a butthorn to his now-scary pock-marked face.

I,ve seen this movie and it is even better than yo...

2009-08-01T11:02:24.447-05:00

I,ve seen this movie and it is even better than you can imagine.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a whil...

2009-08-01T08:06:01.819-05:00

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Butthorn!

they need to erect a statue of this guy fucking on...

2009-07-31T10:13:34.629-05:00

they need to erect a statue of this guy fucking one of the O's in HOLLYWOOD

My first boss was Gary Busey's cousin. True st...

2009-07-29T08:42:28.781-05:00

My first boss was Gary Busey's cousin. True story.

Holy shit, this is available on my on-demand cable...

2009-07-28T21:42:26.163-05:00

Holy shit, this is available on my on-demand cable thing right now. I was thinking about watching it with my mother last night, but we decided on 1970's Angel Unchained, about the world's friendliest outlaw biker gang helping the world's most uptight hippie commune fight off a platoon of cowboy dune buggyists.

Starring Tyne Daly.

But while we were trying to decide if we should watch Bulletproof, my mom kept asking questions about the terrorists' political motives, and what in the geopolitical situation of the late 80s would prompt Russian-backed Libyans to abscond with American military vehicles.

I don't think she understands 80s movies.

almost too much crazy-awesomeness to handle. coffe...

2009-07-28T11:30:24.380-05:00

almost too much crazy-awesomeness to handle. coffee-machine in a tank, wohaa!

It's hard to catch Gary Busey when he's go...

2009-07-27T19:56:51.148-05:00

It's hard to catch Gary Busey when he's got Commodore-64 8-bit technology radar-vectoring at his disposal! And a Mr. Coffee! Butthorn!

Call me a nerd, but both "Stingers" and ...

2009-07-24T12:53:48.983-05:00

Call me a nerd, but both "Stingers" and "SAM"s are used for shooting down aircraft, so any tank would be able to survive them. Also, the giant spool escape was AWESOME!!!

The escape-by-spool scene is the greatest thing I&...

2009-07-24T04:06:17.568-05:00

The escape-by-spool scene is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Note also the old-fashioned Stravinsky-esque score...

2009-07-24T00:17:07.225-05:00

Note also the old-fashioned Stravinsky-esque score in the first scene. It sounds like like the music for a much more expensive movie! And the composers seem to have gone on to score multiple awesome cartoon series (Gummi Bears! Powerpuff Girls! Dexter's Lab! The Batman!)

Now I'm going to have to fight the urge to sta...

2009-07-23T23:26:44.028-05:00

Now I'm going to have to fight the urge to start calling people "butthorn."

LOL!

2009-07-23T22:41:16.981-05:00

LOL!

Yet another movie where Henry Silva dons offensive...

2009-07-23T20:30:17.991-05:00

Yet another movie where Henry Silva dons offensive makeup and an accent to portray an ethnic bad guy. And Darlanne Fluegel gets sexually abused.

I like how McBain's partner at the beginning doesn't get killed. And just when you're thinking "This has to be a first!" he loses a different partner in a hilarious flashback. Genius.

Is there a more embrassing way to go other than de...

2009-07-23T19:40:58.957-05:00

Is there a more embrassing way to go other than death by giant spool? Also love the fact that his name is McBane.

If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of hi...

2009-07-23T18:00:02.120-05:00

If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of him talking about Johny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson. It's in the right column, just scroll down a bit. He's a hilarious genius.

http://www.paulcrik.com/

Also, let me add that I love this blog, Everything is Terrible. Always a good online stop.

If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of hi...

2009-07-23T17:40:37.672-05:00

And a quick trip to IMDB confirms what I thought I...

2009-07-23T08:12:51.967-05:00

And a quick trip to IMDB confirms what I thought I heard. The character's real name is McBain.

You may be bulletproof, but you're not love pr...

2009-07-23T08:11:09.199-05:00

You may be bulletproof, but you're not love proof.

Best. Line. Evar.

BIRD SEASON IS OVER, BUTT-HORN.

2009-07-23T06:03:15.129-05:00

BIRD SEASON IS OVER, BUTT-HORN.

I FUCKING LOVE GARY BUSEY!

2009-07-23T02:44:29.368-05:00

I FUCKING LOVE GARY BUSEY!