tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post3438072933873658549..comments2011-04-06T21:23:14.428-05:00WrongManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18265553816666645211noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-30929339796360322132011-04-06T21:23:14.428-05:002011-04-06T21:23:14.428-05:00Somehow I think that when the doctor says he&#39;s seen children drown to death. He means it literally, like he stood by and watched them die. <br /><br />Seriously though my mother had a cousin die from inhaling a balloon. As a result she always freaks out at parties where kids and balloons are involved. It&#39;s a really party buzz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-44843569029734693992011-03-24T13:38:36.876-05:002011-03-24T13:38:36.876-05:00how much longer before Martin Short punched his lights out and then force fed him the peanuts, buttons and balloon before throwing him in the pool!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-38219782519978010282011-01-12T11:26:41.063-06:002011-01-12T11:26:41.063-06:00Looks like he pulled the old &quot;camoflage-the-medicine-cabinet&quot; trick to make it safer for the children. You know what they say, &quot;What they can&#39;t find can&#39;t harm them.&quot; Good work.Joelsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-21939086404606431202010-07-11T12:57:52.935-05:002010-07-11T12:57:52.935-05:00What is the doctor thinking? That pin is deadly too! It&#39;s tiny enough to be swallowed or inhaled by a baby or child, and the pin could cause serious internal bleeding or death.<br /><br />On one of those &quot;Mystery Diagnosis&quot; shows, there was a story about a man who accidentally inhaled a push-pin and nearly died from massive internal bleeding in a lung.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-2938555173168276562009-09-25T18:36:39.007-05:002009-09-25T18:36:39.007-05:00those alpha bits don&#39;t have marshmallows in them so WHAT THE HELLS THE POINTJockohomohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10813395778756070252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-58703322440464908912009-09-13T20:12:30.169-05:002009-09-13T20:12:30.169-05:00I guess this means i should remove the hot bed of coals laying in the babys den then?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-33555329482003648892009-09-03T17:57:37.504-05:002009-09-03T17:57:37.504-05:00Holy crap, that guy has seen a lot of kids die.FireVampirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-44692691115662641452009-09-02T21:42:15.157-05:002009-09-02T21:42:15.157-05:00Good god, as if I needed more reasons NOT to have offspring. Kids will eat cat shit, too, if given the chance, but I&#39;m not putting THAT in the cupboard!Martynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-69899513288515371322009-09-02T13:14:02.882-05:002009-09-02T13:14:02.882-05:00Martin Short is awesome! haharedrashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16831033856881995903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-26232211641024960312009-09-02T00:30:58.015-05:002009-09-02T00:30:58.015-05:00I&#39;m with Analgass....<br /><br />More ALPHA-BITS!!<br />NOW!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-69180560567296430062009-09-01T21:32:10.029-05:002009-09-01T21:32:10.029-05:00That sun looks oddly pleased that he has given a child sunstroke.The Making of Menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-56103228574268743222009-09-01T19:30:37.744-05:002009-09-01T19:30:37.744-05:00He has to keep the stereo high up and out of reach? If the kids can&#39;t play with the stereo, how will they ever learn how to be cool or play air guitar?<br /><br />Children who listen to Mozart go on to dislike Mozart, but children who blast grunge rock grow up to be adults. It&#39;s a scientific fact. Do you want your children&#39;s growth to be stunted?TVarmyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05557964260728804003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-83111937209624539282009-09-01T18:36:21.782-05:002009-09-01T18:36:21.782-05:00how out of work was martin short when he made this video? i mean, this wasn&#39;t really during a dry period, was it? did someone call in a favor, or was he just really dryly passionate about baby safety?<br />also, it seems that he wants to punch the doctor in the face.marahehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14676223630018978747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-87666868405682236082009-09-01T13:26:12.404-05:002009-09-01T13:26:12.404-05:00Is that Martin Short?J. Travis Rolkohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01189302729719738073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-40630994040150027122009-09-01T06:10:26.976-05:002009-09-01T06:10:26.976-05:00http://www.babyproofernewyork.com/Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01399706981802077303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-36436403181695741382009-09-01T04:59:52.672-05:002009-09-01T04:59:52.672-05:00WHY IS THERE A TELEPHONE IN THE BATHROOMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42704548256416416862009-09-01T04:57:03.096-05:002009-09-01T04:57:03.096-05:00So when you have ketchup baby, call a doctor immediately. Thanks.Willhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14179942231664605286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-63435017812491216452009-08-31T21:31:39.047-05:002009-08-31T21:31:39.047-05:00Wow, what a buzzkill :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-11795676604882714762009-08-31T20:13:23.777-05:002009-08-31T20:13:23.777-05:00ALPHA-BITS!! I WANT ALPHA-BITS NOW!!analogassailanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13101131587073499033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-19408746923768309072009-08-31T19:30:14.525-05:002009-08-31T19:30:14.525-05:00This house is so dangerous, I must say, I must sayyy.<br /><br />The real danger was lurking in the bathroom. What the hell kind of wallpaper was that? Zebra Douche?Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09266981314880340809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-2437428569951651242009-08-31T19:09:08.160-05:002009-08-31T19:09:08.160-05:00Surely that pin given for safe household could fall off, allowing the baby to put it in his mouth?<br /><br />That should be locked away in a cupboard immediately!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-56935895233543169342009-08-31T13:38:23.896-05:002009-08-31T13:38:23.896-05:00I already learned how dangerous a stray balloon can be, thanks to Volume 4 of the Qualatex Balloon Network Curriculum Series.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-76245528533072579032009-08-31T11:13:45.969-05:002009-08-31T11:13:45.969-05:00For some reason, I feel the need to seek medical help immediately. When I have kids they will be restrained 24/7, except for twenty minutes of exercise in the rubber room!therandomizerhttp://therandomizer.canoreply@blogger.com