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I was strangely obse...</title><content type='html'>What is this movie called?!?! I was strangely obsessed with it as a kid and I can&amp;#39;t find the name anywhere</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8839347801674023079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8839347801674023079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1328759555306#c8839347801674023079' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1255389715'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1522182042314240202</id><published>2012-01-04T22:28:47.287-06:00</published><updated>2012-01-04T22:28:47.287-06:00</updated><title type='text'>OH my god! My mom ordered these videos AND pamphle...</title><content type='html'>OH my god! My mom ordered these videos AND pamphlets when I was small and made me take them to school to &amp;quot;spread the word&amp;quot; aka &amp;quot;spread the nightmare&amp;quot; of that kid&amp;#39;s face. I got rid of them years ago but couldn&amp;#39;t remember the name of the series. I&amp;#39;ve spent so long googling &amp;quot;alien who eats goldfish&amp;quot; etc. I&amp;#39;m happy I finally found it, yet so creeped out at the same time</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1522182042314240202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1522182042314240202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1325737727287#c1522182042314240202' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1113278548'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1114033928538591988</id><published>2010-12-05T17:26:39.944-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-05T17:26:39.944-06:00</updated><title type='text'>So, let me get this straight. It&amp;#39;s kind of lik...</title><content type='html'>So, let me get this straight. It&amp;#39;s kind of like Quantum Leap, but in order to leap, the alien child needs to get molested?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1114033928538591988'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1114033928538591988'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1291591599944#c1114033928538591988' title=''/><author><name>Pol Pot</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1891506628'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-7309166935672877007</id><published>2010-06-08T18:25:29.459-05:00</published><updated>2010-06-08T18:25:29.459-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I saw that video in first grade for one of those s...</title><content type='html'>I saw that video in first grade for one of those safety class type things. I wasn&amp;#39;t scared by the abductors, but that freakin alien gave me nightmares. Just seeing his face again gave me a thrill of terror.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: My captcha word is &amp;quot;pervert&amp;quot;.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7309166935672877007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7309166935672877007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1276039529459#c7309166935672877007' title=''/><author><name>Nila</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17669525672105670572</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1321993710'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-7650422735093001815</id><published>2010-02-07T22:43:44.151-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T22:43:44.151-06:00</updated><title type='text'>major autism zone</title><content type='html'>major autism zone</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7650422735093001815'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7650422735093001815'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1265604224151#c7650422735093001815' title=''/><author><name>Sarah Dorothy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03130206588703198244</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jv218mL-gZ8/St00LnZ9nKI/AAAAAAAAABc/pYKxztIZhPw/S220/sarahdsi.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1646189635'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-8880973691150344623</id><published>2009-12-15T15:47:54.819-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-15T15:47:54.819-06:00</updated><title type='text'>there&amp;#39;s no law against molesting aliens/humano...</title><content type='html'>there&amp;#39;s no law against molesting aliens/humanoid sea monkey.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8880973691150344623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8880973691150344623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1260913674819#c8880973691150344623' title=''/><author><name>Ryan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10409975725258312905</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-700363293'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-8904661126648036304</id><published>2009-12-14T15:04:35.588-06:00</published><updated>2009-12-14T15:04:35.588-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Is it wrong I think this song is catchy as hell?</title><content type='html'>Is it wrong I think this song is catchy as hell?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8904661126648036304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8904661126648036304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1260824675588#c8904661126648036304' title=''/><author><name>CheezNapkin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09441326512702863880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_gaswBGCCyk0/R7Txwdf5qWI/AAAAAAAAAAM/zYgGvRdFy9U/S220/AAAAAAA.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1309099071'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-8313123815465206583</id><published>2009-11-19T01:03:42.191-06:00</published><updated>2009-11-19T01:03:42.191-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, if you&amp;#39;re an alien kid.... now you know ...</title><content type='html'>Well, if you&amp;#39;re an alien kid.... now you know what not to do.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8313123815465206583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8313123815465206583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1258614222191#c8313123815465206583' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1955261372'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-6636308198162196423</id><published>2009-08-24T18:35:23.866-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-24T18:35:23.866-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I can&amp;#39;t believe you found it... my friend has ...</title><content type='html'>I can&amp;#39;t believe you found it... my friend has an entire collection of those videos... &amp;quot;Feeling Scared, Acting Brave&amp;quot; featuring Alan Thicke was the tops.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/6636308198162196423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/6636308198162196423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1251156923866#c6636308198162196423' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-185937404'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-5022295777734143348</id><published>2009-08-03T15:46:29.602-05:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T15:46:29.602-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Is this kid autistic?</title><content type='html'>Is this kid autistic?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/5022295777734143348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/5022295777734143348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1249332389602#c5022295777734143348' title=''/><author><name>Michael</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08535522243617562061</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-230854911'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1156693105189997977</id><published>2009-07-03T01:55:56.574-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T01:55:56.574-05:00</updated><title type='text'>What was the deal with the lightning? Was the alie...</title><content type='html'>What was the deal with the lightning? Was the alien traveling through time and space? If so, why did he keep traveling to places where perverts kept trying to abduct him? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the alien had the technology to travel through time and space, why didn&amp;#39;t he wise up after the 3rd or 4th time he teleported, or flew, or whatever?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If aliens landed on earth, I hope we would try to communicate with them in a more civilized way, like in Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1156693105189997977'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1156693105189997977'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1246604156574#c1156693105189997977' title=''/><author><name>chollyv</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-225114368'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-8439124248964820960</id><published>2009-06-30T01:50:37.625-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-30T01:50:37.625-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why the HELL didn&amp;#39;t anyone tell me being abduc...</title><content type='html'>Why the HELL didn&amp;#39;t anyone tell me being abducted was so much fun?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If only I had seen this before it was too late...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8439124248964820960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/8439124248964820960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1246344637625#c8439124248964820960' title=''/><author><name>piranesi</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1137841647'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-5869508467363641136</id><published>2009-06-25T07:10:32.450-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-25T07:10:32.450-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The time the alien kid saves each morning by going...</title><content type='html'>The time the alien kid saves each morning by going to bed fully-dressed allows him to get into dangerous situations involving sexually predatory older men that much sooner than if he put on clothes before going out the door.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/5869508467363641136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/5869508467363641136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245931832450#c5869508467363641136' title=''/><author><name>Adam</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01912425754391932670</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DaQhlTRIn60/Si8N1M6mKZI/AAAAAAAABYo/dNt-W3gGxdI/S220/google-account-image.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1570923943'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-3902229434595524118</id><published>2009-06-24T06:46:50.392-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-24T06:46:50.392-05:00</updated><title type='text'>???????????????</title><content type='html'>???????????????</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/3902229434595524118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/3902229434595524118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245844010392#c3902229434595524118' title=''/><author><name>Jeffrey</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17308814123697110895</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11127690210269889660'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='7' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nslPnzFjj0E/Sj0636O9xnI/AAAAAAAAABA/G9RnL9qn0b8/S220/100_0360.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-79778615'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1921939969235675495</id><published>2009-06-23T11:02:12.298-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-23T11:02:12.298-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I don&amp;#39;t think that&amp;#39;s an alien...I think it...</title><content type='html'>I don&amp;#39;t think that&amp;#39;s an alien...I think it is a sea monkey.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1921939969235675495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/1921939969235675495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245772932298#c1921939969235675495' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-246842264'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-7305091048678136965</id><published>2009-06-22T15:58:37.829-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T15:58:37.829-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Alien kid yells like Homsar.</title><content type='html'>Alien kid yells like Homsar.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7305091048678136965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/7305091048678136965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245704317829#c7305091048678136965' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2109565181'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-2192136757242767531</id><published>2009-06-22T10:02:38.055-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T10:02:38.055-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I remember my mom got this back in the day.  The p...</title><content type='html'>I remember my mom got this back in the day.  The people that sold the video kept calling us wondering how we liked it.  I told her to tell them it was kinda &amp;quot;korny&amp;quot; (the name of the alien) but they didn&amp;#39;t laugh.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/2192136757242767531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/2192136757242767531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245682958055#c2192136757242767531' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1019570924'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-2041676192006223516</id><published>2009-06-22T09:48:00.970-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T09:48:00.970-05:00</updated><title type='text'>oh god.  I thought I&amp;#39;d never see this movie ag...</title><content type='html'>oh god.  I thought I&amp;#39;d never see this movie again.  thank you...?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the worst part is that park bush shaking so violently.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the best part is definitely this song, though!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/2041676192006223516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/2041676192006223516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245682080970#c2041676192006223516' title=''/><author><name>meixiang</name><uri>http://meixiang.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1895131268'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-530794677070224771</id><published>2009-06-22T03:41:22.176-05:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T03:41:22.176-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I should be wary of police officers; they may be w...</title><content type='html'>I should be wary of police officers; they may be wearing stolen badges!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/530794677070224771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/353792445671991990/comments/default/530794677070224771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html?showComment=1245660082176#c530794677070224771' title=''/><author><name>Leonard^Bloom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12650765173414937128</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2009/06/there-are-so-many-ways-to-kidnap-kids.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-353792445671991990' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7861284053127840659/posts/default/353792445671991990' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-37377353'/></entry></feed>
