Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: DIALUP FOR DUMMIES

"The Real Peoples' Guide"? ...those...

2010-04-11T01:36:36.750-05:00

"The Real Peoples' Guide"?
...those aren't real people.

Gamestop stores tend to have this video feed (or j...

2010-04-10T20:03:02.885-05:00

Gamestop stores tend to have this video feed (or just a tape?) playing throughout store hours of hopeless pseudo-hip young men (and *gosh* women) spooling out the corporate line about whatever video games are coming out. Most segments of that thing would be great on EIT.

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOBBY'S HEAD?! G...

2010-04-04T01:34:54.237-05:00

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOBBY'S HEAD?! GAHHH!

Greg is cute.

2010-04-04T00:26:42.553-05:00

Greg is cute.

Mr. Newbie would kick all their asses.

2010-04-03T19:49:26.696-05:00

Mr. Newbie would kick all their asses.

I was going to write this comment on a piece of pa...

2010-04-03T14:19:11.346-05:00

I was going to write this comment on a piece of paper and smash against the screen, but then I saw this video and realized my hilarious misunderstanding.

Thanks, EIT!

Can I buy tickets at the online using this interne...

2010-04-03T11:14:22.124-05:00

Can I buy tickets at the online using this internet?

Congrats on the urlesque mention, guys.

2010-04-02T14:56:59.965-05:00

Congrats on the urlesque mention, guys.

BOBBY IS LEAKING.

2010-04-02T01:51:22.726-05:00

BOBBY IS LEAKING.

So I'm guessing this weeks theme is bad puns? ...

2010-04-02T00:23:37.365-05:00

So I'm guessing this weeks theme is bad puns?

"Welcome to the Address Bar"????
...Thanks Ryan Stiles
:P

The satellite pic is of Florida...ah, so this was ...

2010-04-01T23:19:40.783-05:00

The satellite pic is of Florida...ah, so this was filmed in Florida, and suddenly it all makes sense

An juggalo? Have I been pronouncing juggalo wrong?...

2010-04-01T22:25:04.071-05:00

An juggalo? Have I been pronouncing juggalo wrong? This could be embarrassing.

Heck yes, I'm all for more internet instructio...

2010-04-01T21:16:59.741-05:00

Heck yes, I'm all for more internet instructional videos, although I don't think it gets any better than "Moms on the Net."

Did that man just use Hyperlink as a verb?

2010-04-01T17:25:29.048-05:00

Did that man just use Hyperlink as a verb?

wow, i like cindys statement that this is a guide ...

2010-04-01T13:40:02.713-05:00

wow, i like cindys statement that this is a guide for "real people". harharhar...

Videos such as these do nothing to encourage my fa...

2010-04-01T10:38:46.303-05:00

Videos such as these do nothing to encourage my faith in the intelligence of humankind. A mentally challenged chimp could have used the IN-TER-NET faster than these people.

Old man: "I used to walk 20 miles in the snow...

2010-04-01T08:37:08.593-05:00

Old man: "I used to walk 20 miles in the snow for my girlie magazines, but now I can look at all the funbags I want to on the in-ter-net."

@JRH: Ha!

Never hire your town's theater troupe for anyt...

2010-04-01T08:28:07.960-05:00

Never hire your town's theater troupe for anything.

Does that old dude have alz or does he think he...

2010-04-01T07:31:08.459-05:00

Does that old dude have alz or does he think he's speaking to the enfeebled? Twenty miles in the snow for the internet? Bullshit!

Still, who hasn't made the mistake of trying to smash their mail through the monitor, so, good one.

Good god! Amazing. I use to use a board to surf. T...

2010-04-01T07:26:15.752-05:00

Good god! Amazing. I use to use a board to surf. Thanks pops.

I wanted to punch all these people in the face.

2010-04-01T05:49:20.504-05:00

I wanted to punch all these people in the face.

Wait'll they get a load of Facebook.

2010-04-01T01:16:59.092-05:00

Wait'll they get a load of Facebook.

What's the internet again?

2010-04-01T01:16:06.516-05:00

What's the internet again?

Even if you really were so stupid as to need a vid...

2010-04-01T01:03:44.164-05:00

Even if you really were so stupid as to need a video on basic internet use, I think you'd still find these offensively moronic.