Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: SO THAT'S WHY THEY DO THAT!

I did a love spell and the person who I wanted to ...

2011-12-28T06:02:23.037-06:00

I did a love spell and the person who I wanted to like me showed up at school and really wanted to talk to me. usually whenever I make jokes she gives me a dirty look but now she is laughing!!!!! templeofancientancestors@gmail.com you re my hero, I have wanted to date her and it happen because of the spell!!!!"

Im a guy, and will tell you what goes on in all me...

2010-08-27T22:53:55.574-05:00

Im a guy, and will tell you what goes on in all men's minds:

1) Could Batman beat [insert random hero/movie character/mythical being]

2) Sex fantasies about any and all women

3) Sports

4) Food

You can't get real guys in any store!

2010-08-18T12:30:45.409-05:00

You can't get real guys in any store!

It's like gay porn, only no sex! The people lo...

2010-06-29T13:37:41.193-05:00

It's like gay porn, only no sex! The people look the same though.

There's a reason they are the hottest and will...

2010-06-03T19:14:30.441-05:00

There's a reason they are the hottest and willing to share their feelings.

That's stupid, a real guy would never play lot...

2010-05-21T02:47:17.284-05:00

That's stupid, a real guy would never play lotto because its gay to pick numbers and win cash!

"You can't get real guys in any store.&qu...

2010-05-20T16:04:57.317-05:00

"You can't get real guys in any store."

No, but some stores carry something better anyway.

ass, titties and pussy that's what guys talk ...

2010-05-17T00:28:26.286-05:00

ass, titties and pussy

that's what guys talk about

MYSTERY SOLVED

I think that this video has the potential to cure ...

2010-05-17T00:18:56.311-05:00

I think that this video has the potential to cure heterosexuality.

"My mom's gonna see this, man!" So ...

2010-05-16T17:25:02.485-05:00

"My mom's gonna see this, man!"

So your mom wants to get real guys. I hear she wants on Joel.

What are you talking about?! arguing can't ma...

2010-05-16T15:21:58.300-05:00

What are you talking about?! arguing can't make your penis hard!!!

grumble grumble grumble grumble blah blah blah

Arguing on the internet makes my penis hard! :D

2010-05-14T12:49:21.048-05:00

Arguing on the internet makes my penis hard! :D

hey we'd better stop guys. look like this gay...

2010-05-13T21:10:55.210-05:00

hey we'd better stop guys. look like this gay guy's getting mad.

Anyone with a functioning gaydar knows that attrac...

2010-05-13T15:57:57.045-05:00

Anyone with a functioning gaydar knows that attractiveness and physical fitness do not denote homosexuality. Such assumptions are stereotypical, to say the least.

"I wanna get laid" is written all over t...

2010-05-13T11:33:39.731-05:00

"I wanna get laid" is written all over their faces

You're right anon! Hilarious! [insert defensi...

2010-05-13T10:48:44.976-05:00

You're right anon! Hilarious!

[insert defensive/homophobic comment]

"I never call a girl right away... I just wan...

2010-05-12T23:52:45.019-05:00

"I never call a girl right away... I just want to make her sit and wait..."

"So that's why they do that!"

Oh MAN is this video cruel...

Haha! What's funnier than this video is when m...

2010-05-12T23:03:38.306-05:00

Haha!
What's funnier than this video is when men project their own homoerotic feelings onto other men by labeling them as gay.
"I'm not gay - he's gay! That guy I'm ashamed to be attracted to...he's the gay one! Shame on him for existing and making me feel this way!"
Or, when their jealousy of an attractive man compels them to denounce him as a potential mate for females.
"That guy? Forget about him - he's gay!...Please ignore his attractiveness in favor of someone like me!"

@Warren Buffet You had me at 48 month emergency f...

2010-05-12T21:12:13.684-05:00

@Warren Buffet

You had me at 48 month emergency fund account.

I'm a real guy! I'm pretty focused on my ...

2010-05-12T20:07:37.345-05:00

I'm a real guy! I'm pretty focused on my goals and dreams, like having a massive net worth, a Debt to Income Ratio of around 10%. A 48 month emergency fund account, a lowered tax bracket of 2.5% because of my 1099. A fat SEP IRA mixed with stocks and mutual funds. I'd like to live a simple life of frugality and I hope to have kids one day who are hard working and are raised with morals and values. (No one wants to date me :-(.)

"looks are the most important.... uh! at firs...

2010-05-12T19:53:44.336-05:00

"looks are the most important.... uh! at first!" yeah... smooth.. ;D

A leeeeeeetle odd that the video features hot guys...

2010-05-12T19:07:41.671-05:00

A leeeeeeetle odd that the video features hot guys who just hang out with other 'hot guys' at water parks.

'I wish someone would make this for guys' is a bit of a tell I think.

Do they talk about jerking off to porn also....?

2010-05-12T17:31:37.158-05:00

Do they talk about jerking off to porn also....?

So that's why I act that way! This video is an...

2010-05-12T17:03:30.770-05:00

So that's why I act that way! This video is an equally important resource for confused 'men'. It turns out I'm a lesbian. I thought I was a man all this time!

Whats most surprising about this video is how rece...

2010-05-12T16:59:12.347-05:00

Whats most surprising about this video is how recent it must have been made. I would have excused the 1990s for producing such a product, but with the constant website plugging, this must be at most 7 years old.

Reverse evolution here.