Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: JESUS HATES KLINGONS!

Well lemme say straight up that its incorrect that...

2010-12-21T08:27:18.312-06:00

Well lemme say straight up that its incorrect that they focused on circumcision — in the New Testament theres a whole thing where god visits one of the apostles and tells them its okay to eat pork and shellfish etc and repeals all the crazy Old Testament laws and EXPLICITLY states that point forward all Christians are to be uncircumcised.

So wtf America?

You know, this is much more amusing before you let...

2010-08-10T23:07:06.774-05:00

You know, this is much more amusing before you let yourself acknowledge that it isn't a parody of any sort...

This just proves that christians have no talent, h...

2010-07-30T02:49:40.354-05:00

This just proves that christians have no talent, have no respect for the mentally handicapped, have no originality (ripping off both the bible and Star Trek blatantly) can't entertain worth a shit, and are the most unlikable irritating people on this fucking planet.

Also, "m", if you're a troll, 1/10, troll harder.
If not, god doesn't exist.
Grow up from your fairytale. g

...And yet, still better than Battlefield Earth

2010-07-15T19:30:20.022-05:00

...And yet, still better than Battlefield Earth

NOOOO STOPPP NOOO I WOULD RATHER SIT ON A PHASER A...

2010-05-10T18:27:19.005-05:00

NOOOO STOPPP NOOO I WOULD RATHER SIT ON A PHASER AND DIE THAN LISTEN TO HIS DRIVEL

It's from a christian music/sketch show called...

2010-05-06T21:10:06.129-05:00

It's from a christian music/sketch show called Fire by Night, so they're probably calling him captain "ritard" (musical term for slowing the tempo), not captain retard.

That said, it's still pretty awful.

I want this whole movie! This looks like it would ...

2010-04-05T19:39:02.696-05:00

I want this whole movie! This looks like it would be awesome in its own way.

Tungsai, we will totally still take that VHS off o...

2010-03-23T12:39:24.046-05:00

Tungsai, we will totally still take that VHS off of your hands.

CORRECTION: I have a different episode. it must ha...

2010-03-22T13:19:03.837-05:00

CORRECTION: I have a different episode. it must have been a series. In mine, they confront video games and go to the planet "Nivinentendo" to free the video game slaves.

I HAVE THIS ON VHS!!! seriously considered sendin...

2010-03-22T13:14:51.691-05:00

I HAVE THIS ON VHS!!!

seriously considered sending it into EIT, but was too lazy to convert to digital. :D It's AWESOME!!!

Joel Osteen's early drama ministry.

2010-03-20T01:51:30.223-05:00

Joel Osteen's early drama ministry.

So... does it stand to reason that all uncircumcis...

2010-03-18T10:08:22.573-05:00

So... does it stand to reason that all uncircumcised men are of Klingon lineage?

As a follower of the Way, I swell with pride at th...

2010-03-12T10:12:43.931-06:00

As a follower of the Way, I swell with pride at this rousing sketch, here preserved for the ages. Seriously, tho, John 3:16. Keep up the good/ bad work, EIT!

If Jesus hates Klingons, how does he feel about Kz...

2010-03-11T15:56:22.337-06:00

If Jesus hates Klingons, how does he feel about Kzinti?

In a world where Evangelicals get completely hyste...

2010-03-11T14:42:19.150-06:00

In a world where Evangelicals get completely hysterical about same-sex marriage, because, y'know, you have to talk about sex to explain love, they're okay with bringing up, for no particularly necessary reason, circumcision? DUDE - you're GONNA have to talk about a penis at that point, at minimum.

I got subjected to a lot of that culture as a chil...

2010-03-11T03:27:27.431-06:00

I got subjected to a lot of that culture as a child, and nope, that's no "mean mockery" of Christians. I get the feeling that's heartfelt and authentic, right down to the random Scripture quotes. It's the sort of thing perky young adults would produce to show how they had the joy of the Lord unbridled. They're praising Christ with electric guitars and sheer enthusiasm, the basis of all Christian Rock!

The poor Klingon.

What is the source of this video? Is it an extreme...

2010-03-10T16:01:38.833-06:00

What is the source of this video? Is it an extreme Christian group that made it or is this yet another example of someone mocking Christians, putting it out as Christian material and getting the rest of their hate-filled compatriots to fall for it, all sword-rattly and fired up about those dumb ignorant Christians?

so thats where jim belushi ended up!..got to hand ...

2010-03-09T19:15:17.009-06:00

so thats where jim belushi ended up!..got to hand it to him though his portrayal of a guitar playing klingon stole the show

It's like they gave Larry the Cable Guy his ow...

2010-03-08T23:40:28.575-06:00

It's like they gave Larry the Cable Guy his own live action show on Adult Swim.

I love EIT, but I think this is living proof that kitsch and irony are officially beyond dead.

Where is the 'worst thing ever' tag???

2010-03-08T19:26:38.361-06:00

Where is the 'worst thing ever' tag???

kinda crossroadish that guitar duel !

2010-03-08T17:11:34.656-06:00

kinda crossroadish that guitar duel !

Christians, you know you can't solve all your ...

2010-03-08T03:36:41.697-06:00

Christians, you know you can't solve all your problems with impromptu talent shows

ps I enjoyed John Travolta in this.

this is maybe the best thing i have ever seen.... ...

2010-03-07T15:15:21.007-06:00

this is maybe the best thing i have ever seen....

+1000 wtf.

Go to http://klingonsforjesus.50webs.com/ Jesus w...

2010-03-07T15:10:42.342-06:00

Go to http://klingonsforjesus.50webs.com/

Jesus was a Warrior and is the Klingon Messiah

I don't know, somehow I feel the phrase, "...

2010-03-07T08:37:39.819-06:00

I don't know, somehow I feel the phrase, "And if the Klingon doesn't like it, he can sit on a phaser and die." is going to become part of my everyday repertoire.