Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: CHRISTIAN ID PUPPET SEEKS LOVE

well, that's the most disturbing thing ive see...

2010-03-17T01:21:23.163-05:00

well, that's the most disturbing thing ive seen in some time

it's good to that Fats from Magic converted to...

2010-02-26T06:12:00.053-06:00

it's good to that Fats from Magic converted to Christianity

Here's another video featuring the same freaky...

2009-10-19T21:03:06.368-05:00

Here's another video featuring the same freaky puppet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E

There are few things as unnerving as a ventriloqui...

2009-10-13T14:56:13.554-05:00

There are few things as unnerving as a ventriloquist who doesn't really need to throw his voice but does so anyway.

Does anyone else think the creepy guy looks like P...

2009-10-07T21:51:19.377-05:00

Does anyone else think the creepy guy looks like Paul Rudd?

I think sometimes that ginge puppet catches a hook...

2009-10-06T21:13:43.703-05:00

I think sometimes that ginge puppet catches a hooker and chops her up into little pieces....

Anyone else find it ironic that an obviously gay m...

2009-10-05T14:46:36.378-05:00

Anyone else find it ironic that an obviously gay man is advocating Christian love?

"Chaka want to know if you accepted jesus chr...

2009-10-05T09:25:59.829-05:00

"Chaka want to know if you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?"

What is this? I don't even....

2009-10-05T07:01:00.036-05:00

What is this? I don't even....

I knew this would be bad after 2 seconds. I'm...

2009-10-04T17:28:59.364-05:00

I knew this would be bad after 2 seconds.

I'm gonna catch one and give her my love gift.

I'm not sure if the kids looks stupider that the puppets. It's a draw.

Puppet sexual harassment. Also at 2:01, no hands ...

2009-10-04T12:52:51.459-05:00

Puppet sexual harassment.

Also at 2:01, no hands on keyboard but it keeps playing anyway. FAKER!

Wait, what do I do without love? WHAT DO I DO???!!...

2009-10-04T07:34:51.806-05:00

Wait, what do I do without love? WHAT DO I DO???!!!

Do it!

2009-10-04T00:51:22.502-05:00

Do it!

fucking unrelentingly brutal.

2009-10-03T20:33:50.683-05:00

fucking unrelentingly brutal.

I'd like to make sure everyone realizes the ba...

2009-10-03T02:29:00.071-05:00

I'd like to make sure everyone realizes the background music in the "Kissy Kissy Woo" scene heard at 1:06 and in passing elsewhere in the montage is a Funk-da-fied version of "This Old Man, He Played One" played on a cheap synthesizer. "Nick Nack Paddywack, Give a dog a bone," etc. FOR SOME REASON.

Also, what nine-year-old knows what "a Harlequin novel" is?

Please tell me this isn't real. God dammit.

2009-10-02T16:57:01.507-05:00

Please tell me this isn't real. God dammit.

Is that Joel Osteen in the red shirt?

2009-10-02T13:18:34.213-05:00

Is that Joel Osteen in the red shirt?

See? This is what you get when you send Chucky to ...

2009-10-02T12:43:47.929-05:00

See? This is what you get when you send Chucky to Jesus Camp!

I find it amusing that a Christian kids show has m...

2009-10-02T11:41:24.562-05:00

I find it amusing that a Christian kids show has monkeys and the missing link in it.

This is the first time in a while I've been de...

2009-10-02T10:47:09.985-05:00

This is the first time in a while I've been deeply emotionally scarred by an EIT clip. Well done. I think the last one to do it was "Duck Men VI," and I was able to look humans in the eye again a day or two afterwards. This one, I'm not so sure I can just walk away from.

Somewhere out there is a blind man making a living...

2009-10-02T09:44:44.947-05:00

Somewhere out there is a blind man making a living by putting eyebrows on ventriloquist dummies.

"once in a while i catch one..." *shudd...

2009-10-02T08:32:07.853-05:00

"once in a while i catch one..."

*shudder*

What's with the dialog around 0:43? "Wha...

2009-10-02T04:03:00.595-05:00

What's with the dialog around 0:43?

"What is this emotion you humans call 'love'? And would you like me to remove the parasite that has grafted itself to your left arm?"

Also, I like how in his song he names each puppet individually, but the kids are just "you all". I guess all of them are less lovable then inanimate piles of felt.

Lastly, holy SHIT that is the scariest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen, and that's saying something, since I've seen Jeff Dunham perform.

MAKE IT LEAVE MY HEAD

2009-10-02T02:32:59.362-05:00

MAKE IT LEAVE MY HEAD