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it doesn't get much more arousing than that, i...

2010-03-17T00:51:39.721-05:00

it doesn't get much more arousing than that, i tell you hawhat!

Well, at least she'll be set when the Zombie A...

2009-12-12T04:42:20.026-06:00

Well, at least she'll be set when the Zombie Apocalypse comes...ya' gotta shoot them in the HEAD!

I'm pretty sure her hair is bulletproof.

2009-12-11T02:53:43.207-06:00

I'm pretty sure her hair is bulletproof.

You should call the cops instead of trying to defe...

2009-12-10T21:00:08.374-06:00

You should call the cops instead of trying to defend yourself because help is only 5 minutes away.

You would think that after she heard the noise out...

2009-12-09T22:32:45.402-06:00

You would think that after she heard the noise outside her window, she wouldve called the cops instead of deciding to learn how to blow some bozo into next week, but hey I guess thats why they show this video at all the PTA meetings in Texas.

Nothing scares me more than the thought of women w...

2009-12-09T10:38:03.809-06:00

Nothing scares me more than the thought of women with guns, but that's just because I'm a big fat misogynist pig.

I love the intro and the little bedazzled "bl...

2009-12-09T10:20:32.595-06:00

I love the intro and the little bedazzled "bling!" to appropriately feminize the title.

He's just a little too comfortable, and she...

2009-12-08T18:30:21.942-06:00

He's just a little too comfortable, and she's just a little too eager. Oh yes, thinks Mickey, another one. He's done this before.

Verification was "dikes".

I shouted out "NOOOOOOOO!" when he held ...

2009-12-08T13:28:19.531-06:00

I shouted out "NOOOOOOOO!" when he held out the pistol.

I thought for real, he was going to shoot her at any moment.

gender equality lol

2009-12-07T23:49:24.786-06:00

gender equality lol

as a woman i would never shoot in a yellow scarf ...

2009-12-07T22:16:08.166-06:00

as a woman
i would never shoot in a yellow scarf
instead i would wear a choker with a glorious clip

She was SOOOOO hot as the sexy MILF in "Valle...

2009-12-07T22:15:13.936-06:00

She was SOOOOO hot as the sexy MILF in "Valley Girl"!!

Handgun? Sidearm? Revolver? Whoa, slow down! My wo...

2009-12-07T19:41:45.280-06:00

Handgun? Sidearm? Revolver? Whoa, slow down! My woman brain can't handle all this technical talk!

"And if we bring the guns shopping we don'...

2009-12-07T18:32:00.242-06:00

"And if we bring the guns shopping we don't have to pay. Life is so interesting once i get outside of my kitchen."

just found about this blog best thing that ever ha...

2009-12-07T17:25:05.851-06:00

just found about this blog
best thing that ever happened
ever

With Obama's Ammo taxes, the shooting is more ...

2009-12-07T17:11:52.351-06:00

With Obama's Ammo taxes, the shooting is more expensive than the shopping.

She's correct to be afraid at the shooting ran...

2009-12-07T17:03:16.158-06:00

She's correct to be afraid at the shooting range; some marksmen greet each other with a single gunshot to the wrist or to the shin.

i like how the neighbor's first response isn&#...

2009-12-07T15:20:57.614-06:00

i like how the neighbor's first response isn't to rush over and help, but to ask, "don't you own a gun?" take care of it yourself lol

Are full moons becoming an EIT staple?

2009-12-07T15:19:35.523-06:00

Are full moons becoming an EIT staple?

Wonder if the pink bits of brains and red squirts ...

2009-12-07T14:41:28.569-06:00

Wonder if the pink bits of brains and red squirts will harmonize with her yellow scarf - a potential no-go, if you ask me.

2009-12-07T11:35:57.001-06:00

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Love the quasi-porn tune. Is that a gun in your po...

2009-12-07T11:29:35.731-06:00

Love the quasi-porn tune. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to, well, you know the rest!

so terrible i couldnt make it past 45 seconds...

2009-12-07T10:59:54.486-06:00

so terrible i couldnt make it past 45 seconds...

I knew that FMJ bullet would lead us to the Beverl...

2009-12-07T10:14:55.538-06:00

I knew that FMJ bullet would lead us to the Beverly Hills Gun Club. I suspect Chief Bogamil's shooter is that leggy blonde at the end of the video.

I wonder if Gerald McRaney taught gun shooting to ...

2009-12-07T09:28:16.891-06:00

I wonder if Gerald McRaney taught gun shooting to Delta Burke? In fact, the whole thing had a "Designing Women" feel to it, right down the the Julia Sugerbaker shoulder pads and pink pastel lipsticks. After all, a girl has to look fashionable!