Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

To Hester, they are actually a married couple...on...

2009-10-07T03:13:54.175-05:00

To Hester, they are actually a married couple...only slightly less creepy.

that blonde guy is my dean!

2009-10-07T01:53:08.692-05:00

that blonde guy is my dean!

Please bring EIT to the Nashville belcourt theatre...

2009-09-27T17:51:04.532-05:00

Please bring EIT to the Nashville belcourt theatre

I am now officially referring to my vagina as “my ...

2009-09-05T22:15:11.908-05:00

I am now officially referring to my vagina as “my jewels.”
That will show the boys how classy I am.

Yes, some of that could be considered art. But a p...

2009-09-01T19:18:05.435-05:00

Yes, some of that could be considered art. But a penis necklace will only ever be a penis necklace.

this video truly defines: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

2009-08-31T12:46:23.813-05:00

this video truly defines:
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

He looks like a kip. I bet his name is Kip.

2009-08-31T00:14:26.589-05:00

He looks like a kip. I bet his name is Kip.

that was the worst vid you guys have ever posted.

2009-08-29T06:03:28.224-05:00

that was the worst vid you guys have ever posted.

.....I would love to be a prop guy on this movie. ...

2009-08-29T00:51:35.046-05:00

.....I would love to be a prop guy on this movie.
:)

"Oh, Jim- you and your Asian penis teacups!&q...

2009-08-28T17:58:45.425-05:00

"Oh, Jim- you and your Asian penis teacups!" *eyeroll and coy smile*

...that blonde guy? I'd hit it. UH- UM, I MEA...

2009-08-28T10:56:46.633-05:00

...that blonde guy? I'd hit it.

UH- UM, I MEAN, WOW THIS VIDEO IS TERRIBLE.

man, that was like watching my mom and dad make a ...

2009-08-27T15:36:06.196-05:00

man, that was like watching my mom and dad make a video for their church group, about keeping the "fire of christ" burning in their relationship.

"jesus sent us these humping polar bears to remind us that we must go forth and multiply."

A few years ago I had a very outgoing art history ...

2009-08-26T22:55:40.612-05:00

A few years ago I had a very outgoing art history professor ( who also dressed like a mix between Jack Sparrow and a punk rocker) who showed no shame in giving his students a glimpse of sexually charged art. I had no idea that cavemen had such perverted minds until I saw some of those cave drawings with all sorts of sexual acts in this professor's class. All the art history professors I have now will show erotic art, but laugh nervously while presenting it during their lectures.

When I went to a museum with my father recently he...

2009-08-26T19:59:53.213-05:00

When I went to a museum with my father recently he told me, "Most art is about dicks and pussies and if you don't realize that you don't know anything about symbolism." He's has an MFA and has been an artist since the early 70s.

Wow. That is terrible.

2009-08-26T14:53:40.422-05:00

Wow. That is terrible.

I didn't know how erotic it was to pull a book...

2009-08-26T11:27:13.848-05:00

I didn't know how erotic it was to pull a book halfway out and then have someone else stop you and push it back in again, definitely will have to try that.

Let's commission an erotic family portrait! Think about that you lucky so and so!

those people are a sexual nightmare. What a a whal...

2009-08-26T11:14:35.574-05:00

those people are a sexual nightmare. What a a whale banging pervert. Stick that up your blow-hole retardo.

"...do whales count?" wow.

2009-08-26T09:44:19.517-05:00

"...do whales count?"

wow.

This woman looks suspiciously like the one from th...

2009-08-26T09:08:22.425-05:00

This woman looks suspiciously like the one from the Woman's Guide to Football.

Without a doubt, this is the classiest EIT entry yet. It makes my hardcore porn collection seem so...pedestrian.

I find it disturbing that mother and son share suc...

2009-08-26T07:25:51.952-05:00

I find it disturbing that mother and son share such an interest in erotic art.