Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: BEEBER FEEBER!

Why is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWE...

2010-11-28T03:12:52.342-06:00

Why is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWESOME!!!!!

Why the fuck did i watch that entire thing. There&...

2010-05-27T16:47:30.972-05:00

Why the fuck did i watch that entire thing. There's no way I can fully satisfy anyone ever again.

Hahahaha. I LIKE THIS.

2010-05-24T06:30:33.341-05:00

Hahahaha. I LIKE THIS.

This is one of the greatest things I've seen i...

2010-05-19T07:51:17.544-05:00

This is one of the greatest things I've seen in weeks. Thank you EIT!

Oh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't ...

2010-05-18T00:15:50.936-05:00

Oh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't Stop Punching. Nothing. Ever.

Something keeps bringing me back to this video. I ...

2010-05-18T00:12:23.443-05:00

Something keeps bringing me back to this video. I can't get away from it.

it looks just like him!

2010-05-17T00:34:28.224-05:00

it looks just like him!

Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the...

2010-05-16T16:40:25.863-05:00

Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!

If this was the actual music video, I'd be a f...

2010-05-15T16:17:45.244-05:00

If this was the actual music video, I'd be a fan.

Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I...

2010-05-14T10:18:32.649-05:00

Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.

I am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for e...

2010-05-14T05:04:03.881-05:00

I am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for eternity. Color me mesmerized.

I love Lady Gaga with no shame, and could probably...

2010-05-13T20:36:48.825-05:00

I love Lady Gaga with no shame, and could probably explain in a 12 page paper why she's awesome.

But even I don't get that fucking Bieber shit.

Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT c...

2010-05-13T14:20:36.888-05:00

Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT can.

So I leave for a little bit and this is whats happ...

2010-05-12T13:07:51.837-05:00

So I leave for a little bit and this is whats happened to my beloved EIT???

-Commodore's got a fever.
-There's spam on the board.
-Heather's posting twice as hard keeping everyone smiling.
-Lehr and Yonder have gone missing.

I ask you EIT
W.W.J.D?
-what would Jerry do?-

p.s. Speaking of sequels.
I think it's time for "Boring Week 2"

Seriously. Why would you ever use your own fist t...

2010-05-12T12:42:52.720-05:00

Seriously. Why would you ever use your own fist to punch people, when you could simple chop off another person's fist to punch people with?

Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punch...

2010-05-12T07:32:38.001-05:00

Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.

I actually can't believe how amazing this is. ...

2010-05-12T06:21:06.240-05:00

I actually can't believe how amazing this is. LOVE IT!

funnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?

2010-05-12T02:15:04.175-05:00

funnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?

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2010-05-12T00:15:30.233-05:00

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I'VE GOT THE FUCKING JUPITER JACK
TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING GUIDO DOUCHE WITH A BLUETOOTH IN YOUR EAR
SICK OF PEOPLE THINKING THAT YOU FUCKING TALK TO YOURSELF
WELL SHIT
CALL NOW YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY IF THEY AREN'T JERKING IT TO TUBE8.COM OR DREAMING ABOUT RAPING THEIR HOT ASS FUCK SLUT OF A SISTER
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW LEST YOU WANT TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS BY TRAFFIC TICKETS
FUCK THE POLICE!

This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucki...

2010-05-11T23:41:38.680-05:00

This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucking CRIED from laughing so hard.

I was pretty content with my life up until this po...

2010-05-11T21:39:23.150-05:00

I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.

Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.

Bieber is definitely the worst thing we've man...

2010-05-11T21:32:08.192-05:00

Bieber is definitely the worst thing we've managed to import from Canada. And that includes Beaver sausage.

I wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in ...

2010-05-11T21:22:17.681-05:00

I wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in that ditch instead of her daughter.

Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a hel...

2010-05-11T21:20:04.676-05:00

Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.

Dear GOD! I am in love!

2010-05-11T19:06:51.500-05:00

Dear GOD! I am in love!