Everything Is Terrible!

THAT MONKEY'S A CREEP

2012-01-27T02:00:00.003-06:00

"All Dogs Go On Tour" starts today in Chicago at Lincoln Hall! Get yer tickets here before it's too late!

TEEN FUN!

2012-01-26T04:28:00.004-06:00

If you teens want some real teen fun, EIT!'s awesome new DVD and live show is dropping mother-barking tomorrow! Check out Turbo, AKA Radical, Laying down some killer tracks for Friday's Lincoln Hall show in Chicago!

HELP US HELP JERRYS

2012-01-25T10:16:00.004-06:00

Hey gang, let's get serious for a second. There's an issue affecting this planet which has been ignored by the totally lamestream media, and we can stay silent no more.

Don't forget to bring your saved Jerrys to your local stop on All Dogs Go On Tour!

AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PICTURE GOES TO...

2012-01-24T08:25:00.003-06:00

You do realize that "All Dogs Go on Tour" this Friday at Lincoln Hall in Chicago, don't you? Order your tickets! Invite your friends!

The DVD of DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! is unleashed this Friday as well! Pre-order today!

3 MINUTE CALIFORNIA CASANOVA

2012-01-23T06:00:00.002-06:00

Our third DVD, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, pre-sales are for sale now! Be the first on your block to own this instant klassic! Joe Leydon (NBC-TV) calls it "A Smart, Sexy Comedy!" And while your buying stuff, buy some tickets for our upcoming shows in your town! Tickets are available today for Chicago, Denver, Vancouver, San Francisco, LA, Tucson, Tampa, Brooklyn, Boston, Cleveland, and Memphis! More 2 come! Oh boy, the tail is waggin!

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE ALPHABET OF STRIKING

2012-01-22T06:00:00.003-06:00

The only alphabet you'll ever need!

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

3-MINUTE ALIENATOR!

2012-01-20T12:28:00.000-06:00

It's like Star Wars meets Predator but with more sound effects. Alienator is what happens when Jan-Michael Vincent, Fred Olen Ray & the beautiful Teagan get together for a weekend of (presumably) PCP-fueled film-making.

DOWN WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

2012-01-19T05:00:00.002-06:00

Only 8 more days until the beginning of the end of your self-completing! 1/27/12! DW!PW! DVDs go on sale and EIT! comes to your town! Buy yer tickets! Tell yer friends! Put yer dog friends in the kennel! Go! Go! RRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF!

Courtesy of the Rich Juzwiak Collection. See more at FourFour.

BEFORE THE INTERNET THERE WAS...

2012-01-17T11:22:00.001-06:00

DINAH SHORE SEX TALK

2012-01-16T06:00:00.000-06:00

REWIND THIS

2012-01-15T20:52:00.004-06:00

Check it out! Somebody cornered us in a broom closet and asked us about VHS!

GOOD GRACIOUS BODACIOUS

2012-01-13T02:00:00.004-06:00

Apparently, Bodacious is like the Gravedigger of bull-riding.
For full effect I recommend playing this with the volume turned up.

Tickets just went on sale for our February 4th Denver show! BUY! BUY! BUY!

A GROOVY METAPHOR FOR NONSENSE

2012-01-12T09:30:00.007-06:00

From the movie "Logashu"

Special thanks to Odd Obsession. Tickets are on sale now for EIT! in San Francisco! 2/17/12!

MOVE OVER, GARBAGE DAY GUY

2012-01-11T10:23:00.005-06:00

We've been sitting on this one for a while, but its power can be contained no more. Behold the graduates from the Burt Reynolds Playhouse - Florida branch!

Thanks to Brendan D. Light and the staff at the Unicorn Cafe for giving us this gem.

WANTED: STREET TEAM POOCHIE PALZ!

2012-01-11T03:46:00.002-06:00

Attention EIT! Nation: We need EIT! Street Team Poochie Palz to get paws on the streets to help spread the word about our upcoming tour, Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! All Dogs Go On Tour! If you have what it takes to be an EIT! Street Team Poochie Pal drop us a line at whatsupeit@gmail.com!

3 MINUTE DEADLY PURSUIT!

2012-01-10T12:02:00.000-06:00

Every so often there comes a movie so terrible, it is difficult to encapsulate into a three minute format, Deadly Pursuit delivers.

DOG DAYS OF WINTER!

2012-01-09T09:18:00.009-06:00

January 27th, 2012... Everything Is Terrible! unleashed.

1/27 - Chicago, IL @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW!)
1/28 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
1/29 - Milwaukee, WI @ River West Public House
1/30 - Minneapolis, MN @ Riverview Theater
1/31 - Iowa City, IA @ Public Space One
2/1 - St. Louis, MO @ Floating Laboratories Gallery
2/2 - Columbia, MO @ RagTag Cinema
2/3 - Wichita, KS @ Murdock theater
2/4 - Denver, CO @ Denver FilmCenter/Colfax (BUY NOW)
2/7 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux
2/8 - Missoula, MT @ Zoo City Apparel
2/9 - Spokane, WA @ Magic Lantern
2/10 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
2/11 - Vancouver, BC @ Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
2/12 - Bellingham, WA @ Pickford Film Center
2/13 - Portland, OR @ Hollywood Theatre
2/15 - Sacramento, CA @ Bows & Arrows (1815 19th St)
2/16 - Oakland, CA @ Starline Social Club (2232 Martin Luther King Jr. Way)
2/17 - San Francisco, CA @ Roxie Theater (BUY NOW!)
2/18 - Los Angeles, CA @ Cinefamily (BUY NOW!)
2/19 - Irvine, CA @ UCI (Acrobatics Everyday)
2/21 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe
2/23 - Phoenix, AZ @ Filmbar
2/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft
2/25 - Albuquerque, NM @ The Guild
2/27 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Ritz
2/28 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Village
2/29 - Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios
3/1 - Dallas, TX @ The Texas Theatre
3/2 - Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land
3/3 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
3/4 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ The Fridge (516 ½ 8th St SE)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space 538
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Garfield Art Works
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ TBD (Hot Lava)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

FACE IN THE MIRROR

2012-01-09T06:00:00.002-06:00

Why does everybody hate Danny DeMarco?

DANCE IT AWAY WITH DOCTOR A

2012-01-08T14:39:00.002-06:00

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

LINCOLN LODGE!

2012-01-06T13:32:00.002-06:00

Yonder Vittles! will be showing a few of his favorite EIT! shorts tonight at The Lincoln Lodge comedy show in Chicago at 8:30 & 10:30! Yal should go if you are into that sort of thing.

MEET THE ODDS N' FRIENDS!

2012-01-06T00:00:00.001-06:00

WARNING! THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT NOT FROM A VHS TAPE! BEWARE OF NFF TAG! The Taste of Sadness was performed live at the most recent Odds N' Friends Dance Video Puppet Jam at the Hungry Brain in Chicago. Thanks to everybody who came out and kept the puppets weird.

FLOWBEES & ENCOURAGERS

2012-01-05T13:30:00.003-06:00

We missed these two from Rich Juzwiak of fourfour last year, but luckily they still resonate with today's modern audience. Enjoy!

R.I.P. 2011: THE INTERNET

2012-01-04T11:05:00.004-06:00

Here are your picks for the Terriblest videos from 2011! Thank you all for your comments and for sticking with us for another year!

HONORABLE MENTIONS

R.I.P. 2011: GHOUL SKOOL

2012-01-03T11:47:00.002-06:00

This is NSFMW (though you shouldn't be watching videos at work anyway, knucklehead).

R.I.P. 2011: GUEST BLOGGERS

2011-12-31T12:40:00.008-06:00

This year our Terrible family grew with the addition of the greatest guest bloggers on the entire web. They brought us some great videos in 2011, and we're looking forward to more from them...before the upcoming apocalypse, of course.

Aaron Valdez from Wreck & Salvage sent us on a laser mission.

Chris Ward from World of Ward Crap got us hot for the komputer tutor.

Cringevision aka Cringevenom explored the relationship between race and bad haircuts.

Operator Overload's rainbow sponges got taken down, so we got a talk from Doc instead:

Paul Kersey Jr. found another stupid alien thing to befriend your child.

Rich Juzwiak from fourfour introduced to the newest dance craze.

J Dobbs, one of our Found Footage Battle Royale contestants, gave us some gym time with Spider-Man.

Zena Grey, our Battle Royale Grand Champion, answered your questions about menopause.

And a special thanks to our friends at the Cinefamily, who not only hosted Everything is Festival and other live events, but they also brought us a week long Mondo Super Hero Mix.

We are always on the lookout for new guest bloggers, so if you think you've got what it takes, contact us at whatsupeit at gmail.com. Just put "I Wanna be a Guest Blogger" in the subject, include a few links to your videos, and maybe you can be the next great Terrible Guest Blogger!

R.I.P. 2011: AIRWAVE RANGER

2011-12-28T14:56:00.001-06:00

For myself, and in many respects for all of you, 2011 was the year of the ventriloquist. I think we can all agree on that. Case and point, there was this creeptacular...

and who could forget the inspiring Little Ricky...

Now if we're talking about my picks for Best Small Picture I think the board of trustees would be foolish not to include Pulsebeat in the runnings.

Most likely the frat brotherhood will give the gold to the obvious choice, Black Spring Break 2.

Happy New Year!

R.I.P. 2011: YONDER VITTLES!

2011-12-28T13:36:00.009-06:00

Roll up your nickels and stash one more case of MREs under the bed cuz 2012 awaits! I uploaded all of the hits of yesterday and today to a brand new youtoob channel. Now you and yours will have plenty to watch down in the bunker come End Times. Arm yourself to the teeth, hunker down with someone you love and enjoy the old favorites 'till the fiery ball consumes us whole!

R.I.P. 2011: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!

2011-12-27T02:13:00.004-06:00

This may have been the year that pushed your fair Commodore off the deep end. After 13+ months of working on DoggieWoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!, 3 GOOPs, and battling the adult konspiracy; I'm a lil' afraid I've done irreparable harm.

And if I could take back just one...

Ugh. On the bright side, I've got a new youtube page! All to myself!

R.I.P. 2011: FUTURE SCHLOCK

2011-12-26T10:00:00.004-06:00

2011 was the year I resolved to FINALLY CATCH A MAN DAMMIT. I had the best advice a gal can get...

But after a series of wacky misadventures, I learned that all you really need in life is Mom's will and a magic ghost dog. Ruff!

R.I.P. 2011: DANTE FONTANA

2011-12-25T05:00:00.001-06:00

Thanks to 2011 and E.I.T. for being awesome amounts of fun. Here are my personal favorite videos I uploaded this year. See you in 2012, year of the future.

R.I.P. 2011: REM LEZAR

2011-12-24T09:12:00.011-06:00

Some of my favs from the year:

Ex-San Diego Charger Miles Mcpherson asks his students to ask, and then ridicules them if they don't agree with his answer:

Boyd made me feel true loneliness:

The Central Organization of Police Specialists teamed up with criminals to tell us all about what must easily be the most addictive psychedelic of all time:

Had to throw this one in for the holiday season as it contains the best "Jingle Bells" rendition ever:

And with 2012 almost upon us, don't forget to take heed of this dated "timeless" message:

Thanks for all yer support folks! Oh and those shoes weren't magic at all, we only told you that to give you confidence! The real magic was inside of YOU this whole time!

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

2011-12-23T05:16:00.001-06:00

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:

I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:

I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:

I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:

I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:

And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:

Happy End of Days, everyone!

R.I.P. 2011: DEFENESTRATOR III

2011-12-22T10:29:00.002-06:00

Once again, it's time to reflect on the year that was (and take some time off) so here's my favorites from 2011!

Please tell us your favorite videos from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your picks at the end of the year.

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT...AGAIN

2011-12-21T15:28:00.006-06:00

Thanks a bunch for all of the positive vibrations over the past couple of days. Happy Holidays everyone! 2012 awaits! Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

RESIST INTERNET CENSORSHIP!

2011-12-19T06:35:00.002-06:00

NEW YORK CITY XMAS THROWDOWN ON THE MOON!

2011-12-18T11:43:00.002-06:00

Hey New Yorkers, want to laugh and cry with us? Well then tomorrow night December 19th, Come see us screen a selection of our Holiday Special at The Moon at 92Y Tribeca 8pm, $12, tickets

http://tinyurl.com/7st92fm

performers: Michael Showalter, Julie Klausner, Andrea Rosen, comic artist Kate Beaton (Hark! A Vagrant) plus a live house band and more!

BE THERE.

APOCALYPSE YOUTUBE REDUX

2011-12-16T16:12:00.002-06:00

Well, it happened again. Youtube suspended our primary account. We'll get the videos back up as soon as we can, so just sit tight. You know the drill.

NO RESPECT STRANGER DANGER

2011-12-16T11:45:00.002-06:00

Uh oh.

CHRISTMAS CREEPSHOW 2011!

2011-12-15T02:35:00.002-06:00

CHICAGO! EIT! AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

I'LL STUFF YOUR SOFA, BABY

2011-12-13T23:54:00.010-06:00

Reminds me of the PSA where the stoners run over the kid at the drive-thru, except the message is "don't have sex in a furniture store or you'll inadvertently paralyze a teenager"

Seriously, though. That lil' guy goes down pretty hard. More to come from this gem!

CHICAGO! EIT AT LINCOLN HALL JANUARY 27! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT

2011-12-13T09:42:00.004-06:00

CHICAGO! EIT! LINCOLN HALL! JAN 27! TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!

Update: After the STIFF ROD OF A MAN video was removed from youtoob, internet patriots have made it their mission to mirror the video far and wide for all to see!

A VERY 70'S CHRISTMAS

2011-12-12T06:30:00.000-06:00

THE BEST THING(s) EVER

2011-12-12T05:34:00.006-06:00

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!

Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

EVERY DAY IS BLACK FRIDAY WITH THE EIT HOLIDAY SALE!

2011-12-09T16:31:00.006-06:00

Strap on your utility belts and lace up your running shoes, because we’re about to stimulate the economy like a motherfucker! You’ve already been whipped up into a frenzy of consumerist abandon, so why not drop some cash on something you actually want?

EVERYTHING IN OUR STORE IS $5 OFF, so prepare your eyeballs for the oncoming slaughter with EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE MOVIE and 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT, or fight a stranger for a hunk of mass-produced plastic in a classic EIT LOGO SHIRT or our world famous CAT HEAD TEE before lining your walls with EIT POSTERS to insulate from the coming nuclear winter!

Think it can't get any better? It can! During the holiday sale every order comes with a FREE BONUS DVD! Choose between our WORLD FAMOUS EIT HOLIDAY SPECIAL, the brand-new 2 HOT 4 THA INTERNET DVD, collecting all your lawyer’s favorite “cease and desist”-ed content and several never-before-seen/shouldn't-be-seen clips, and the brand-newer 2-MINUTE MOVIE DVD, featuring two whole hours of patented 2-minute masterpieces! Plus, all our new DVDs are available separately for $5 each, so hurry up and BUY BUY BUY!

DEALS THROUGH THE END OF THE YEAR OR THE APOCALYPSE, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST! FOR DUANE’S SAKE SAVE YOURSELVES AND ORDER NOW!

*In the United States, please order by Dec. 18 for Christmas delivery and Dec. 13 for the first night of Hanukkah delivery. International orders can take up to 2 weeks AFTER shipment. Orders are shipped USPS and delivery dates are NOT GUARANTEED. Sorry, chillydawgs.

CARNIVAL OF FOOLS (NSFW)

2011-12-09T04:02:00.002-06:00

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF RAPPIN, PART 3

2011-12-08T10:23:00.000-06:00

GREAT MOVIES, GREAT REBATES!

2011-12-07T11:12:00.003-06:00

Sometimes George Takei just likes to beam down to the old studio to see if there's anything to promote. It gets lonely in space.

CLUB MED DANCE SCHOOL!

2011-12-06T10:49:00.001-06:00

Do you miss dancing to all your least favorite songs? anyways, have you seen this awesome video by Blackmagic Rollercoaster?

HANNA-BARBERA ON ICE

2011-12-05T07:30:00.001-06:00

MEXICO 2000

2011-12-04T21:58:00.001-06:00

OIL OF THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU!

2011-12-02T12:45:00.003-06:00

Join Yonder Vittles and his Weirdo Palz for an olde fashioned night of music, experimental video, puppets, healing, essential oils and restorative tonic this Monday at the Hungry Brain in Chicago, Illinois. The show starts at 9 and is free for all to enter!

VOYAGE 2 GILGAMESH! (PART I)

2011-12-01T10:37:00.003-06:00

The trilogy begins...

Score by Gus.

GOD WANTS WHAT?

2011-11-30T01:26:00.005-06:00

For you to get some new material, mostly.

Thanks to Vestalion for the source!

ZEBRA RUGS FOR EVERYBODY!

2011-11-29T04:03:00.002-06:00

3 MINUTE MANHATTAN CHASE

2011-11-28T03:30:00.001-06:00

After being released from jail, hit man Jason Reed wants nothing more than to reconnect with his son Tommy.

CALL THEM GOBBLERZ!

2011-11-23T04:55:00.004-06:00

ITS TURKEY TIME!

2011-11-22T11:24:00.003-06:00

Happy Thanksgiving Turkeys!

THANKSGIVING VACATION

2011-11-21T10:37:00.006-06:00

We're taking this holiday week off to pack on the pounds for the long winter. We'll be back to our regular posting schedule next week, but in the meantime, here's some hunting videos from Yonder Vittles to whet your appetite for bird flesh.

OCCUPY LOST LAGOON!

2011-11-18T02:03:00.001-06:00

The Swamp Critters of Lost Lagoon don't deserve to be taken advantage of anymore!

Of course with creating the bad guy character of Phatrat (surprise, the only talking rat in this video is bad) they had to throw in the fact that he doesn't like working and prefers trying to use his brain in place of manual labor, as if those things were part of his evil. The kids konspiracy kontinues!

THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT GRAVITY

2011-11-17T09:43:00.003-06:00

THE BALLAD OF THE TOUCHDOWN BANDITOS

2011-11-16T10:25:00.005-06:00

Who can forget the Three Amigos from the '87-'88 Denver Broncos? Everyone? Oh well, good thing they made this tape.

Thanks to TEAM DOOM (#3 on the Jerry Leader Board) for the tape!

GREAT 2 B KRAZY!

2011-11-15T00:43:00.003-06:00

3 MINUTE DREAM TRAP

2011-11-14T05:30:00.000-06:00

KIDS' LIVES FIRST SEQUENCE

2011-11-11T13:40:00.003-06:00

Part 1 of a trilogy...

Don't forget to join Ghoul Skool for a very special screening of The Dragon Lives Again!

THE BAR-B-Q-GURU!

2011-11-10T07:00:00.001-06:00

Another great addition for our continuing education series. Special thanks goes to Greg Barris & Uncle Pete's VHS collection!

FEEL THE COLORS

2011-11-09T02:17:00.004-06:00

...in your junk, where else?

HUNTING IN HAUTE COUTURE

2011-11-08T13:21:00.004-06:00

Thanks to Mr. Frank Okay of Chicago, Illinois for sharing with us your life-changing tape.

3 MINUTE SUPERTRAIN

2011-11-07T06:00:00.001-06:00

You've gone for a ride in the SUPERVAN, now all aboard the SUPERTRAIN!

BEEZBO: HOW TO BEHAVE LIKE A HUMAN BEING

2011-11-06T11:27:00.004-06:00

Think of him as a crappy 'Alf.'

BRUCE LEE & POPEYE VS. THE WORLD

2011-11-05T17:19:00.000-05:00

Bruce Lee and Popeye vs. Dracula, The Blind Swordsman, The Man With no Name, Emmanuelle, 007, The Godfather, the Exorcist, and a bunch of mummies. One week from today!

GOOP of the GODS III!

2011-11-05T10:14:00.002-05:00

NFF!

3 MINUTE MESSAGE IN A CELLPHONE

2011-11-04T11:20:00.003-05:00

Can three boys crack the code and outsmart the crooks?

THE BUG CHILL

2011-11-03T03:12:00.008-05:00

I've always said "The Big Chill" would have been better with zombies controlled by killer flies... and now I have proof.

In memory of Halloween 2011.

POOCHIE'Z RAINBOW!

2011-11-02T01:16:00.000-05:00

IT'S THE MAIN EVENT

2011-11-01T10:22:00.003-05:00

...and you're invited, thanks to this valuable tape.

JOIN US FOR A GRAND EXPERIMENT!

2011-10-31T16:17:00.005-05:00

Chicago - come join all of my best homies and I at the Hungry Brain tonight for a good old fashioned extravaganza of weirdo puppetry, dance, music and digital video. Join the social experiment - free for all to attend - with the puppetry of DavyK and Friends, dance stylings of the Farm Boiz, hot-n-fresh videos from my new side project, Dronegardenz Video Viewfinder, and a never-before-seen Goop of the Gods from Commodore Gilgamesh! The night concludes with banjo tunes to salve the soul from expert VHS hound Al Scorch and his Country Soul Experiment.

MY GRANDPA IS A VAMPIRE

2011-10-31T06:00:00.001-05:00

BLAIR WITCH RIPOFFS (NSFW)

2011-10-28T10:18:00.000-05:00

It's the Blair Witch, buuuuuuuuuudy....

2 MINUTE SPELLCASTER!

2011-10-27T08:12:00.000-05:00

DJ's! VJ's! ANTIQUES! ADAM ANT! CLEVELAND!

SHUT UP, WILL!

2011-10-26T11:55:00.004-05:00

In October of 2002 three film students from Mineral Tech Community College set out to document ghostly sightings in the greater Ozarks area. None of them were ever seen again...except for Will, who was discovered with this VHS tape stuffed into his empty chest cavity.

Thanks to 23 Wolves for the spooooooooky tape!

MASTER WIZARD TIM CURRY!

2011-10-25T00:04:00.002-05:00

Happy Halloween Creeps! ARF!

COSBY NIGHTMAREZ

2011-10-24T03:00:00.000-05:00

PARENTAL GUIDANCE

2011-10-21T02:00:00.002-05:00

Dublin put your hands together and make some noise! Darklight Festival is going on right now!!! Best of EIT Show is tonight at 10pm!!!! Get tickets HERE NOW!

EIT! LIVE! IN DUBLIN!

2011-10-20T10:26:00.002-05:00

BUY YER TICKETS NOW!

CAR ADVICE FOR LADIES

2011-10-20T09:59:00.003-05:00

Shhh... it's top secret.

Dublin! Darklight Festival! Tomorrow! 10PM! Buy tickets! ARF!

BABY'S FIRST COSMIC TRANCE

2011-10-19T02:09:00.005-05:00

Sensory overload is the best babysitter.

YOYO Ireland! We will be presenting a 2 HOTTE 4 DA WEB! show at the Darklight Festival in Dublin this Friday, October 21 at 10pm. You gotta go! BUY LOTS O TICKETS! NOW!

FOUND CRAP IS BACK! + HOMEMADE HORROR!

2011-10-18T16:53:00.002-05:00

This Saturday Rob Schrab & Dan Harmon are back with a FOUND CRAP! Halloween Special! PLUS! A weekend of homemade horror! Boardinghouse! Disconnected! & Scary Movie (1989)! If you're into SOV horror, or the limits of human sanity, then this bad boy of a weekend is for you!

T IS FOR TRUCK

2011-10-18T15:00:00.000-05:00

EIT's bassist and bestie, Blackmagic Rollercoaster made this short film for The (Alamo) Drafthouse Films ABC's of Death Competition. If you dig it, please VOTE FOR IT!The winner will be in the wide-release movie.

INTRODUCING THE TEXAS HEART SHOT!

2011-10-18T10:35:00.006-05:00

For all of you Juggaloz in Ireland we will be presenting a Best-of-EIT! show at the Darklight Festival in Dublin on Friday, October 21 at 10pm.

DRACULA'S "GAY MAGIC"

2011-10-17T05:00:00.000-05:00

KARATE WIZARD FREAK OUT!

2011-10-14T08:51:00.001-05:00

It's the ruh-ruh-ruh-remix!!! And thanks a billion to the wonderful Brian over at El Super Collective! He showed me the ropes with Ableton and I am forever grateful! And his music rules, so it's a total bonus!

And don't miss the next Cinefamily screening sponsored by us! Double and quadruple guitar God Michael Angelo Batio will be there in person to rock your fucking faces! GET YER TIX NOW!

CLONING TO KILL!

2011-10-13T10:46:00.001-05:00

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!

MEN ARE LIKE THIS, WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS!

2011-10-12T10:24:00.004-05:00

I know whenever my husband refuses to stop for directions I'm like "Ack! Show your feelings so I can control you," amirite ladies?

PARTYIN WITH RUX!

2011-10-11T01:05:00.001-05:00

3 MINUTE GHOSTHOUSE

2011-10-10T05:00:00.001-05:00

ROO - SLAM BAM

2011-10-08T06:48:00.002-05:00

Music video that I made with our friends ROO:

from their new album Gaucho, which you can listen to here:
http://soundcloud.com/roo-5/sets/gaucho/

COOL RULE RAP

2011-10-07T03:51:00.000-05:00

Let's all get our helmets washed!And thanks, Cinefile!!!

THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE GANG

2011-10-06T08:15:00.004-05:00

From the movies, Runaway Ralph and Rats: Night of Terror

KID N' PLAY VS. PREJUDICE!

2011-10-05T01:29:00.003-05:00

GIVE 'EM HELL GOD!!!

2011-10-04T11:24:00.006-05:00

Thanks to L.Gordon Shumway of Chicago, Illinois for the tape!