UP Comedy Club (230 W. North Ave, Chicago)
May 16th
8 PM
Chicago! One night only! Come see a sneak peek of the newest, yet to be released, EIT! movie - made entirely out of unforgivable stand-up comedy!
Chicago! One night only! Come see a sneak peek of the newest, yet to be released, EIT! movie - made entirely out of unforgivable stand-up comedy!
"Gentlemen and Gentlemen, it is time to sit down and shut up! But seriously folks, sit down and shut up, because those dumb-faced, narcissistic goof-troupers at Everything is Terrible! are dishing out their very first, hour-long stand-up comedy special, Comic Relief Zero! This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?
Everything Is Terrible! is ashamed to bring you, Comic Relief Zero: An Everything Is Terrible! Stand-Up Special! The fur-covered, glitter-smothered gang from EIT! will emcee the festivities, bringing all the costumed merriment that has made EIT! live shows (in)famous! Outrageously funny! Totally clean!"
Never been to an EIT! show!?! This is what everyone is talking about:
If you run a venue and are interested in bringing some Terrible to town, contact us at everythingisterriblelive@gmail.com!
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