3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG

Stay off the wack, suckers.


And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career:


Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the Terrible to Missouri and we left that wonderful state with a new pile of VHS and some new friends. What more could we ask for?

DECK OUT YOUR BUNKER FOR Y2K

Thanks to El Scorcho for the video.

ST. LOUIS! TONIGHT!

Be there unless you're somewhere else! BOO-YA!

LOS ANGELES TURNS 8-BIT TONIGHT!!!

Come see yesterday's tomorrows -- today! Tonight, we'll sift through the last 40 years of big scary machines and all the mysterious things they did. Machines that were, at the time, cutting edge but are now antiquated and often down right quaint.

We'll be screening short films by pioneers like Stan Vandeerbek, Eric Siegel among others and some documentaries from that time dealing with everything from synthesizers to computer hacking, a 1969 industrial film's idea of life in 1999 (and see how much they got right and wrong) and various pop cultural detritus showing how we ate it all up (Bubblicious Pac Man TV commercials, news stories on video game trends, etc.) After the show, stick around for a show-and-tell demo of some curious analog contraptions.

PLUS 15 GLORIOUS MINUTES OF EIT'S BEST 'INTERNET' RELATED CLIPS!!!

EIT IN MISSOURA!

Missourians! We will be inside your fantastic state this weekend! Please don't be shy with the pizza, grass, and helmet washings!!!



Buy tickets for the St. Louis show at Antartica (5226 Gravois St) or at Apop Records. Columbia, buy tickets at Ragtag Cinema (10 Hitt St).

INTERNATIONAL SMACKDOWN

Ghoul Skool, I'll take your Super Xuxa and raise you one Rajini Kanth, known simply to his legions of fans as SUPERSTAR. Despite his ill-defined chin and lack of dancing ability, this dude is the highest paid actor in India. A fan even set himself on fire out of love for SUPERSTAR!



We love you SUPERSTAR!



To declare your undying love, visit:

http://www.rajinikanth.com/

http://www.rajinifans.com/

TWO'FOR TUESDAY!

Look, I love a heavily edited vid as much as they next guy, but this weekend I found something weird and pretty great. I always knew Brazilian sensation XUXA was a remarkable maniac, but I never knew her as a 'holyfuckingshit' rock opera movie star! 'Super Xuxa' was the most watched movie in Brazil EVER from 1988-2001, and you will soon understand why.

Seriously, look at every shot with care and tell me what this means to you. What if we all woke up every morning to this? How different do you think life would be? The film also includes a lot more of that puppet dog, white child slavery, the devil (I think), a pink dolphin, and much, much, much more. What caught my eye in the first place was one of the best VHS covers I've ever seen...


Anyways, other cultures sure are funny!

HIT BEBE, KIDS!

Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.

DREAMING OF FOXY BOXING!

Yet another 2hot4Utube vidEO!!!

WHEN SCOOTERZ ROOLED

Razors were the original Segway.


Thanks to our buddy John Gross for this video!