VACATION!

Hey everybody, after the Everything is Festival and four shows in San Francisco, we've all checked into the Betty Ford Clinic for 'exhaustion.' We'll be back later in the week after our herbal brain cleansing with more tour updates and the results of the Found Footage Battle Royale! Until then, remember to breathe, little yogis!

THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT IN FRESNO, CA! 9 PM! THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAFE! BE THERE!

GRAAAAAAAAVE DIGGGGGGGER!!!!

Just because you're a munch and you didn't get your weekend passes in time, you can still get individual tickets for all shows at EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!
http://www.cinefamily.org/calendar/events.html#eit

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER...

Come in costume, and we will treat you like royalty.

DUANES GET IN FREE!!!

THE PROP COMIC PREACHER

I don't get what I'm doing wrong. I'm literally covered in covenant blood and I feel nothing...

HOMESCHOOL HELL!

Part 3 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children"

THIS MOVIE WILL KICK YOUR TEETH IN

People, PEOPLE! Listen up.

Zack Carlson and the famous ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE are giving us a fucking gift this Saturday specifically for the one and only EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!!! You simply cannot watch this trailer and not compulsively buy a ticket to Los Angeles. There's just no other option. Seriously, 99 times out of a hundred we make those 2 Minute Movies because watching them in their entirety is like having your eyes gouged out by a trance DJ, mid set. Not this one, though. From the first frame to the glorious last this thing sums up everything that is Everything Is Terrible! It's simply a one-of-a-kind gem-bone.

SURE, WHY NOT AN EGG RAP?

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about eggs.

2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY7!

This week was our long-awaited return to the loving embrace of Texas and the Alamo Drafthouse. Despite van troubles we rolled in just in time for a sold-out show at the Alamo Lake Creek in Austin, then to Houston for a joint birthday celebration for the Commodore and Bob at the Alamo West Oaks, and then we finished the weekend in San Antonio at the Alamo West Lakes:


(thanks to Jaz for the pic)

Then we bid a tearful goodbye to Austin, home of breakfast tacos and swimming holes, with our triumphant return to the Alamo Ritz! This time we had all our cords in hand and everything went great. Zack, John, and Bret (and everyone else at the Drafthouse), you guys are amazing.

Now we're in New Mexico! Finally, a place where we blend in!



Special thanks to Kief at the Guild, D-Cat for planning tonight's show at the Ubermind, Fat Worm of Error for the noise, and Jenna, ABQ's street teamer extraordinaire, for the bag of 27 Jerrys!



Tomorrow night at 8:30 we'll be in Denver at the Starz Film Center! See you there, Colorado! Booyah!

EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL, MY NINJAS!

Promise you won't throw rocks and feces at us and we'll promise not to take our tops off. Deal?

SPECIAL SUPER SURPRISE SHOW!

yahoo Albuquerque!